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The 99th Galactic Federation Nuws: open.substack.com/pub/unrealnu...

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Man changes name to John Doe and is immediately given $999 trillion for all of the lawsuits he filled and won over the years. His new agency rep said "John Doe is the richest victim in history!"

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Why eating chemicals is GOOD for you open.substack.com/pub/unrealnu...

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New pillow for your butt. The Fanny Pack will be available this spring.

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A man missing for 15 years was found in a YouTube rabbit hole.

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The right wing was damaged on a plane carrying Democrats and the Democrats cheered. The plane landed safely

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Drunk man in sub zero weather burps on traffic light pole and gets electrocuted. His blood alcohol level was 3.9.

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BREAKING NEWS: The drones seen around the world and especially over New Jersey are just Santa Clause and his elfs preparing for Christmas.

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Maybelline to file for bankruptcy after a judge finds woman was born with it.

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New kind bars are popping up more. Alcohol and drug free bars where you can only be kind are the latest craze. If caught being mean you get beaten up by other customers

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Opinion: Why colleges are now offering strip clubs on campus.

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In a cacheless society no one remembers anything.

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Man followed home only to be given the pizza his wife had ordered.

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Our latest article: open.substack.com/pub/unrealnu...

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In a stunning admission high end audio company PonziSonic says their speakers are made for around $.75 each. Their cheapest speakers start at $250K.

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From The Editor: A common mistake people make is to cross the tees and dot the eyes. Dotting the eyes is very painful especially when done with a fine tip ballpoint pen. Always remember to practice safety first. Also be careful on white tees because you can ruin them very easily.

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Always remember to check your sources because some of the nuws out there is just silly. We here at Unreal Nuws always do a double blind check to ensure you are getting quality not quantity.

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Opinion: With all the advancements man has made a lot of people are still searching for lost technology from the past. I don't know about you, but I don't think taking a crap inside a hole I dug would be very comfortable.

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Man on a shoestring budget says he lost his sole.

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Diy Home Finger Gym: 2 pineapple cubes and a toothpick. Place one pineapple cubes on each end of the toothpick. Place index finger in on a 50 degree angle. Place the toothpick on the back of your index finger and lift up and down. Do 500 reps twice a day (morning and at night).

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From The Archives: Rocky, Paper, Scissors and why without a signed paper Rocky isn't worth anything.

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New octogles say life is a prism

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The new packback offers the first bow and arrow that can be shot from behind you.

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From The Archives: Father Time vs Mother Nature. Who gets the kids?

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The children's toy Harry Potty failed because the Huggies gang sabotaged their image.

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A psychologist says the phrase "the difference between me and you" usually means there are little to no differences at all other than the person saying it is an asshole.

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Whitehouse insider says life is a simulation and the drones over New Jersey are being controlled with strings by giants.

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The 99th Galactic Federation Nuws: open.substack.com/pub/unrealnu...

Man changes name to John Doe and is immediately given $999 trillion for all of the lawsuits he filled and won over the years. His new agency rep said "John Doe is the richest victim in history!"

Why eating chemicals is GOOD for you open.substack.com/pub/unrealnu...

New pillow for your butt. The Fanny Pack will be available this spring.

A man missing for 15 years was found in a YouTube rabbit hole.

The right wing was damaged on a plane carrying Democrats and the Democrats cheered. The plane landed safely

Drunk man in sub zero weather burps on traffic light pole and gets electrocuted. His blood alcohol level was 3.9.

BREAKING NEWS: The drones seen around the world and especially over New Jersey are just Santa Clause and his elfs preparing for Christmas.

Maybelline to file for bankruptcy after a judge finds woman was born with it.

New kind bars are popping up more. Alcohol and drug free bars where you can only be kind are the latest craze. If caught being mean you get beaten up by other customers

Opinion: Why colleges are now offering strip clubs on campus.

In a cacheless society no one remembers anything.

Man followed home only to be given the pizza his wife had ordered.

Our latest article: open.substack.com/pub/unrealnu...

In a stunning admission high end audio company PonziSonic says their speakers are made for around $.75 each. Their cheapest speakers start at $250K.

Tell us your thoughts: [email protected]

From The Editor: A common mistake people make is to cross the tees and dot the eyes. Dotting the eyes is very painful especially when done with a fine tip ballpoint pen. Always remember to practice safety first. Also be careful on white tees because you can ruin them very easily.

Always remember to check your sources because some of the nuws out there is just silly. We here at Unreal Nuws always do a double blind check to ensure you are getting quality not quantity.

Opinion: With all the advancements man has made a lot of people are still searching for lost technology from the past. I don't know about you, but I don't think taking a crap inside a hole I dug would be very comfortable.

Man on a shoestring budget says he lost his sole.

Diy Home Finger Gym: 2 pineapple cubes and a toothpick. Place one pineapple cubes on each end of the toothpick. Place index finger in on a 50 degree angle. Place the toothpick on the back of your index finger and lift up and down. Do 500 reps twice a day (morning and at night).

From The Archives: Rocky, Paper, Scissors and why without a signed paper Rocky isn't worth anything.

New octogles say life is a prism

The new packback offers the first bow and arrow that can be shot from behind you.

From The Archives: Father Time vs Mother Nature. Who gets the kids?

The children's toy Harry Potty failed because the Huggies gang sabotaged their image.

A psychologist says the phrase "the difference between me and you" usually means there are little to no differences at all other than the person saying it is an asshole.

Whitehouse insider says life is a simulation and the drones over New Jersey are being controlled with strings by giants.

Man sues Budwiser because he friend did not get smarter from consuming the beer.

Our first article open.substack.com/pub/unrealnu...

UCU (United Clown Union) has just announced they are Sovereign Citizens.

New company says button up socks are going to be the next big thing in fashion.

Rocks, Paper, Scissors: How to give rocks as gifts for Christmas