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not enough rap songs about your grocery store suddenly changing their layout

MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security

Is that "If you dream about them, it means they're thinking about you" thing true cause chilee- 😭😭 I need this mf to stop

🇸🇾🇹🇷 Syrian refugees are returning to the country en masse after the fall of the Assad regime. There are many kilometers of traffic jams on the border with Turkey.

My unpopular opinion is that the new Apple photos app is actually better and easier to navigate. People just don't like change (me either) but once you customize it to your liking it's fine.

Nah. One day, hopefully.

Dirty Diana is one of the sexiest songs ever recorded.

Bout to sound heartless but I’m over the constant “thanksgiving ain’t the same without Grandma” posts. Get yall ass in there and cook and let Big Mama rest. She tried to teach you.

Hawaiian Punch has the same viscosity as Castrol GTX motor oil

*niggles* 🤭🤭

Room temperature water drinkers, I hate the way you walk… the way you talk… I hate the way that you dress… #Stopbeingchildishandputthatwaterinthefridge 😤

“Don’t let no white comedian talk about no black women, that’s law” - King Kendrick I never needed another reason to love you, but I will accept an additional reason nonetheless 💜

I love being Black 😌

Me: *Does nothing* *Does nothing* *Does nothing* *Starts something* Them: "You busy?" Me:

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

i love how cats just slap everything they don't understand

Y’all ever watch a movie or something miss a part and rewind the part and miss it tf again ?! 😩

I love birds so much 🩷

I don’t dream of labor.

I hope y’all “I can’t wait for summer to be over” folks are enjoying this cold weather and 4:30pm pitch black sky 🥲

Wait I like Flutters instead of Skeets 👀

I don’t Elon cares that we left X because he already got what he wanted out of buying the platform.

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset. You're all caught up.

Watching cabinet appointments getting announced like…

NO

This is my formal petition to get Black R&B John Legend back. I miss him open.spotify.com/track/5m4rsr...

That election stealer gonna probably throw money at the new app owners and buy it. It's like we can't escape him

Gonna interact with the same folks here as the black app 🫠