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Low-Tier Writing Person // Vulgar Dilettante // Red Sox Diehard // Elderly (23)
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2025 is the year of waking up at 12:03 pm and going “oughhh”

I accidentally a book of the evil Hughes instead of the good Hughes but tbh really enjoying his Crow stuff.

Is it insane to think that some part of the recent flanderization of Magic: The Gathering’s canon has been a deliberate effort by WOTC to make people more okay with modern legal marvel slop? Like oh, you want non-crossover worlds? They’re all the wacky racers now, asshole. Bet you feel stupid now.

i bet in heaven if you're driving around and see your buddy stepping out of a store you're allowed to plow your car into him as a joke

Thinking bout the Beautiful South again, as I do every 5 years or so… Quite fond of that first album

I need to find someone to play Pf2e with it is killing me every day

#HorrorWritersChat 1: I’m H. Wheaton, a mid 20s undergrad student from Mass, I write Horror short fiction about losing your mind, and I love that moment when you have an idea that just feels exactly right and I literally cannot wait to put it onto the page.

This piece is getting published with its original, terrible title btw. Another win for me, the dumbest bitch alive

Me putting on The Taxpayer’s new single and hearing GYBE’s “Storm”

I’ve sent my latest piece to my loose collection of semi-literate haters and everybody told me I need to change the title. I won’t be changing the title. I will DIE before my shitty title is changed.

I need to start throwing wild curveballs in Lex DMs because every conversation I have peters out I need to start responding to “yeah just settling down for dinner” by threatening to walk into the sea

Still thinking bout Louis Metaphor’s eyeliner game…

Death to weekly manga. What the fuck do you mean chainsaw man used to look like THIS

Was super tired last night and was falling asleep at the wheel, so I put on Hairway to Steven and crashed my car for the love of the game

Re-establishing union culture is so important because if your bosses don’t like you they can shoot you into space.

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

So many Sox fans have such a weird hate boner for Casas. It’s insane. They act like he’s the fucking fifth horseman of the apocalypse, and we should move him as soon as possible lest our livestock die, our crops wither, and our women miscarry.

Set your TV to “Game Mode” for optimal performance

There’s a mass delusion spreading through Red Sox Nation that somehow Masa won’t be on the roster next year. We tried moving him last year and no one bit. This year he’s coming off surgery AND didn’t play the field. He’s here for three more years. Quit dreaming.

Yankees fans said they wanted the team sold, but now that Freddie Freeman owns the Yankees they’re as miserable as ever!

I’m like 95% sure he didn’t

I’m not sure if this ALCS is more embarrassing for the Yankees, the Guardians, or the 13 AL teams who couldn’t outpace either of them.

As my beloved BoSox fell short of the playoffs, I decided to back the Mets as a team with a similar distaste for the Yankees. Looking like I picked the right horse. I almost forgot what quality Baseball looked like. Thanks gang. Sweep ‘em in Philly.

The people who vandalize those food delivery robots are braver than the troops

In hindsight the chainsaw man anime OP and the 12 unique ending animations were easily the best part of that whole endeavor. Would love if they did that again. They probably won’t…

Right now the White Sox, a team with no wins, is playing the A’s, a team with no fans, and I think that’s why I love baseball so much

the republicans are attacking kamala harris for hitting the series-losing popout in the 1996 world series, bringing up her career .246 batting average, and claiming she had nothing to do with the success of homestar runner. really feels like they were fully expecting to campaign against someone else

If anyone wants a free digital version of Frank Stanford’s “The Battlefield Where The Moon Says I Love You” dm me and I’ll send you the pdf. I just scanned a library copy after realizing no online copies exist, and paper copies are stupid expensive.

There’s a New Message for You in MyChart, Charlie Brown

What I really love about these Red Sox is the camaraderie. When Bello pitches a 7 run third inning, Pivetta and Weissert selflessly take the heat of their teammate by pitching a 9 run fifth. Thats teamwork. Take notes rest of baseball.