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every Donald Trump cycle: TRUMP: i'm gonna kill the easter bunny FACT-CHECKER: he has not stated how he is going to kill the easter bunny TRUMP SUPPORTER: i think he means he's going to kill evil bunnies TRUMP: *beheads the easter bunny* NYT: trump redefines relationship between bunny and head

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

Why not just... Then he can dual wield knives? 🔪🔪

This thread will be stories of how people hold the line--continue to behave responsibly and ethically.

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

this all feels very “maybe the abusive man won’t hit me if i’m good”

Is @msnbc interested in getting their viewers back . Just give @elienyc.bsky.social his own show and let him go. Call it , "don't mind my language"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

Folks at MIT Sloan looked at multiple studies of return to office (RTO) mandates & found they are lose-lose-lose. No reward from Wall Street for “getting tough,” an actual decrease in productivity & revenue, and loss of top talent. youtu.be/4ec_yZCWOCY...

Hard to have patience with people who seem not to know how much Democrats have 1000% co-signed & CHEERED a SPRAWLING prison and detention system in the U.S. But I guess we gotta find some patience.

Given the terroir of Bluesky replies since the election, I created these helpful warning signs to attach to anything you post. “Stay safe out there” - Stella

Tesla's software update, welcome to The War on Cars.

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

Democrats are not your fucking friends. They are an adversary party who we should all be criticizing all the time. And I don’t mean adversary party with respect to the GOP. I mean an adversary party with respect to marginalized, minoritized, and vulnerable people. Trans people. Black people. Women.

It's not just that Tesla would have died many times over without government subsidies (~$9b in ZEV credits, ~$1.5b in federal consumer rebates, $465m in DoE loans), it repeatedly scammed these programs. It got the DoE loan under false pretenses, and hundreds of millions from faking battery swap.

took a quick google search and sure enough, from 2023: nypost.com/2023/01/25/p...

I think the primary thing I found myself really moved by while in south korea was how the opposition party actually wanted to win at stuff

A little out of season now, but for thems that always have Halloween in their hearts, these are back in stock! 🧡 ✨ www.sugarbunnyshop.com/products/whi... ✨

Who wants to be my date for tonight?

Excuse me…WHAT?!?! 😭 www.mercurynews.com/2024/12/13/o...

Oh Seattle, never change.

You don't have to like this fact, but 10 seconds of violence solved a problem for 11,500 people after 15 years of nonviolent techniques got nowhere. We have to grapple with this.

Hi, new friends! Nice to meet you ☺️. I’m tiptoeing towards partnership on Twitch and I’d love your help! Any lurks or sharing the stream when I’m live is super helpful 💙 I’ll be live again tomorrow, Sunday afternoon at 12 PM PST with some Skyrim if you have sometime to stop by or leave a tab open 🥰

But how will they remember their heritage?

cuties 🩵

For a year or two, illegal border crossings are down, crime is down, inflation is down, and the economy is strong. But public perception thought otherwise. We’re already seeing that flip, since people who were lying that it was much worse than it was will now lie about when and why it improved.

Bluesky COO @iamrosewang.bsky.social says the platform is focused on prioritizing users - not advertisers.

preview of a shirt design that I'm making to to wear everyday of 2025

New paper shows that recent $15+ minimum wage hikes have no disemployment effects. static1.squarespace.com/static/5e0fd...

just want to remind folks that anyone can read your skeets & it’s unwise to confess to any crimes you might be planning to commit here.

What’s it called when you have an artsy/ crafty soul but none of the talent or skill? Is it ADHD? It’s ADHD isn’t it…

POV: you're about to make the worst mistake of your life #pokemon

Mexican President Sheinbaum: "70%of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours."

You asked for him, and now he's here- Snom plushie keychains have arrived in my shop! He's just a little grubby guy🥺 plushbaecrafts.etsy.com/listing/1824... [ #artshop #nightmarket #plushart #kawaiiart #plushart #pokemonart #pokemon #sewing #artpost ]