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i don't like winter but i do like wearing so many layers that i have to waddle around like a penguin. i like being a round wobbly guy. it's a silver lining

"Ooh, January 1. Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."

raheem morris going back in the locker room at the ends of both halves trying to play his unused timeouts

Excellent gift from my brother in law.

if you got a new Nintendo Switch, make sure to get Jump Rope Challenge for free. remember when Nintendo tried to delist this but reversed the decision https://buff.ly/407Obgz

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

Not nearly as spooned as my previous skilling pet, but it's nice to finally have one on leagues!

It's time

Apparently, my internal clock is synced with Pokémon Pocket, because I just opened the app to the exact minute that my pack refreshed. I'm cooked.

So... I may or may not have just been turbospooned by OSRS... At 50 farming doing Tithe Farm which according to the wiki, "it would take nearly three billion Farming experience on average, equivalent to 25,000 hours of playing" if grinding for Tangleroot.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Man, just got absolutely spooned by OSRS today. Wanted the angler outfit bc I love skilling. I've never Trawlered before but after 16 games, got the full set. 1/12 chance per game for 1 piece. Crazy. Plus, did about 12 permits from Tempoross for the first time. Tackle box and fish barrel. Ez.

Here are over 150GB of free sound effects, royalty-free and commercially usable on your #gamedev projects sonniss.com/gameaudiogdc

Half-Life 2 is free to own on Steam (offer expires Nov 18th). The game is also updated for its anniversary https://buff.ly/48UyM5O Free offer also includes Ep 1 & 2 Happy 20th to the GOAT FPS

me doing anything

This Verizon outage got me living in the dark ages, plugged in the 360 to watch Simpsons on DVD

if you voted red, unfollow me, you're not welcome here

Wowie

Mmmmmmm... Picross

I was using an elevator today, and when I clicked the up button, both of the elevators opened. I've never been treated like royalty before.

Happy Valentine’s Day 💘

It is February 6th. On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.

Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally Golly, what a day

IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

happy 21st trogday to you and yours. crack open a cold one in honor of the dragon who may burninate our thatched roof cottages for many years to come 🔥🏠

i heard bluesky now has embeddable youtube videos? go watch my video on rigging! 🤍 youtu.be/3RSwjZLClRc 🤍

Merry crisis to all who celebrate! 😅🎄

i think for the rest of my life i'm going to play through a rotation of xcom 2, civ, rimworld, and rocket league. occasionally i'll buy a new game, play a couple hours, and then say wait nevermind, you're not xcom 2, civ, rimworld or rocket league

new habits i want to adopt in 2024: - plagiarizing - littering - shoplifting from small businesses - swallowing my gum - watching more regular season baseball games

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Man, I know this upcoming week is gonna be chaotic, but I also hope it'll be a really great one 🤞🤞🤞

“Mother Simpson” aired this day in 1995. Here’s a couple of pieces inspired by the final shot of that episode. #simpsons #TheSimpsons

I really wish my cool firne d @papinop2.bsky.social 2ould twaljes to me. That's all.

why you little…!

to avoid issues, my funeral will be scheduled with two separate viewings: one for my loved ones to cry, and another for the haters to heckle my corpse

happy "howl"-oween! god damn it, i wish i'd thought of this a couple weeks ago

i simply wouldn't spend Any Nights At Freddy's