new habits i want to adopt in 2024: - plagiarizing - littering - shoplifting from small businesses - swallowing my gum - watching more regular season baseball games - ThreadSky

jonbois.bsky.social • 456 days ago

new habits i want to adopt in 2024:

- plagiarizing
- littering
- shoplifting from small businesses
- swallowing my gum
- watching more regular season baseball games

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logicalfrank.com•456 days ago

Your 2024 resolution is to become an AI.

brosenfeld.bsky.social•456 days ago

👇

playcritically.bsky.social•456 days ago

Just be careful to have the express written permission of major league baseball before recording a major league baseball game.

casketjones.bsky.social•455 days ago

Harris the bomberguy will get you

fuzzytennisballs.bsky.social•456 days ago

swallowing gum is insane

farmckon.bsky.social•212 days ago

So, you want to be from Philly then?

humanskeleton.bsky.social•456 days ago

jon rethink this

3fecta.bsky.social•456 days ago

Baseball games have gotten faster with the rules changes. I think that was the only holdup on the list, and it's totally doable now.

velourshirt.bsky.social•456 days ago

-reach for service weapon

cuil.world•456 days ago

Jon be careful if you swallow gum a gum plant will grow inside your stomach

thefrankaccount.bsky.social•456 days ago

True

marcusmauney.bsky.social•456 days ago

The last one is way too problematic.

squigglymips.bsky.social•456 days ago

Hbomberguy will end you

derekhill.bsky.social•456 days ago

what's the minimum sentence for split-screening May ball?

jstnm.bsky.social•455 days ago

swallow other people's gum you coward

bones.quest•456 days ago

important reminder while shoplifting: be sure to lift with your knees and not your back, stay safe out there 💪

meamdal.bsky.social•456 days ago

Jumping in place

slashwilko.bsky.social•456 days ago

Rebel without a clue💪

wobblesmith.bsky.social•456 days ago

we’ll get you a little spinner beanie cap

astartiel.substack.com•456 days ago

At least your New Year's Goals are mostly realistic.

withaniplease.bsky.social•456 days ago

Been swallowing my gum since I was a kid (seriously, probably since 9 or 10?)
Do it.

frogcorroboree.bsky.social•456 days ago

Living the dream

psychtyson.bsky.social•456 days ago

Ew...baseball?

villagegenius.bsky.social•456 days ago

That last one's going to be a challenge for me.

ethanlavery.bsky.social•456 days ago

Or, combine all of these into one thing that covers most of them:

Card Show

palmatum.bsky.social•456 days ago

whoa whoa whoa

how much gum

dallasmarcella.bsky.social•456 days ago

Just don’t let that last one be the Seattle Mariners or this could be bad.

sneakys.bsky.social•456 days ago

As a life long Seattle Mariners fan, this is both hurtful and accurate

fightingbaseball94.bsky.social•456 days ago

I was with you until the baseball part. Please reconsider Jon you've got the rest of your life ahead of you. Don't throw it out.

sagreer70.bsky.social•456 days ago

Artificial Intelligence can help with most of those.

onedishwasher.bsky.social•456 days ago

Hi Jon, so close! ✨ 2024 starts in January, so keep a pin in this! ✨

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