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This really is the perfect response.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

submitted 11 hours ago • 45 comments

They're supposed to find all the Hitler particles Von Braun buried all over the place so Elon & RFK Jr can huff em, probably, idk I might not even be joking, who knows what the fuck is going on 1819news.com/news/item/fb...

submitted 8 hours ago • 11 comments

when I was younger I thought the subplot of Ender’s Game in which Ender’s siblings shitpost themselves into running the world was the least realistic part of the book I am coming around to the idea that it was by far the most realistic

submitted 1 day ago • 84 comments

man it's so rich to be told that leftists "warned libs about this" when the entire past year was libs screaming about how dangerous it was going to be to reelect trump and leftists replying "yeah i don't care"

submitted 23 hours ago • 38 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 93 comments

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And when will the feds finally put an end to congestion pricing in Manhattan?

submitted 3 days ago • 47 comments

A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

submitted 3 days ago • 69 comments

This, in fact, is the comment that most accurately captures this.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Homan can’t find enough illegal immigrants to deport because they fabricated the ‘crisis,’ so now he’s just gonna spend all his time attacking AOC.

submitted 4 days ago • 961 comments

Look, I don’t know how much the propaganda has permeated lib leaning normies but if this were how the Biden term started the gop media apparatuses would have upwards of 40 percent of the country believing firmly that senile Biden was crashing planes for fun

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

Damn straight. They’re all just like the moron who leads them. Can’t actually stand up and clearly speak their ideas because their ideas don’t stand up to scrutiny of even the most obsequious variety.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 728 comments

This is where we are now: An elementary school at Fort Campbell has removed all books from its library that so much as *allude* to slavery or the civil rights movement. The wholesale erasure of history in real time.

submitted 6 days ago • 2109 comments

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

submitted 6 days ago • 1538 comments

Good lord the people in my country appear to be fucking morons.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

submitted 9 days ago • 1781 comments

Showing more integrity than many, many members of Congress. www.wsj.com/us-news/top-...

submitted 9 days ago • 41 comments