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This goal keeps getting described as a messy goal that was fumbled in. It was not that. Tani had a great header into the box, Yeboah was the only one who anticipated the pass, and then if you watch he freezes the keeper by faking with his left before tapping it in with his right. #MNUFC

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"Waiting for when all the young people start running past me. But yeah... Still waiting." #MNUFC youtu.be/PLolN80_7G0?...

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Why is MLS not playing early season, cold weather games during the day? If we'd played at 1 on Saturday it would have been very comfortable. #MNUFC

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New view who dis? #MNUFC

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Gotta figure out a way to separate arriving and departing passengers at an airport. I don't need your pre-vacation energy when I'm just trying to get home.

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Oh hell yeah. #ConcaChampions

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Just finished the last @soccerwisehq.bsky.social MLS season preview episode in addition to the Over/under episode and the Golden Boot episode. How do I add my #MLS Sicko Side Quest flair?

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What's the over/under on how quickly MAGA starts claiming this video/post never happened?

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Breaking: Grandpa wishes grandson's other grandpa wasn't dead.

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Totally missed this. #MNUFC

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Joaquín Pereyra for Gass Theorem Player Of The Year. You heard it here first. #MNUFC @empiregass.bsky.social | @soccerwisehq.bsky.social

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For the first time on Bluesky, let's get it started: I) Where does the new kit rank on your list? II) What's your favorite kit? III) What's your favorite combo? #MNUFC

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NEWS: The club has signed midfielder Owen Gene from Amiens SC of Ligue 2 to a three-year contract through December, 2027 with a club option for 2028. Details » https://utd.mn/41bQ5NR

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Logan Dorsey is the next Duncan McGuire. You heard it here first. #MNUFC

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Full MLS Sicko Mode. #MNUFC

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The #GRAMMYs should change all their awards from "Best" to "Most Popular".

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It's happening. The club has signed defender Nicolás Romero from Atlético Tucumán to a 3-year contract through December of 2027, with a club option for 2028. Romero will occupy a U22 Initiative and international roster spot.

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Welcome to Minnesota ✍️ The club has signed South Korean midfielder Hoyeon Jung from Gwangju FC to a three-year contract through December of 2027, with a club option for 2028.

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People often cite concerns of cold temps for #MNUFC and alike when we talk about changing the #MLS schedule. Today I collected data on temps in MN & TX from 2020-2025 and compared it against what I found for the rec'd temp for sports of 50°. If we played Feb games at like 2 I think it would be fine.

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🇰🇷🔵 Sources: Minnesota United are finalizing a deal to sign South Korean central midfielder Ho-yeon Jung from Gwangju FC. Deal around $1m, I'm told. Jung, 24, debuted for South Korea national team last March. Made 113 apps with Gwangju.

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Minnesotans are up in arms over @tombogert.bsky.social's reports on Hassani #MNUFC

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Sources: Minnesota United nearing deal to sign midfielder Owen Gene from Amiens SC. Santi_J_FM 1st reported. Fee around $2m. Almost done. Would assume U-22 initiative. Gene, 21, has made 108 appearances for Amiens.

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The other day I forgot to turn my rice to simmer after it boiled and honestly, it turned out basically the same. How long has Big Rice been lying to us about the need to simmer?

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🚨 @SoccerwiseHQ LIVE - @Extratime goodbye - USMNT - Mailbag! - Latest news and scoops www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRQh...

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Diego Luna has a High Life and a Marb Red in the locker room after each match (probably). #USMNT

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It's so nice it's finally warmed up! Can't wait to enjoy it this weekend Nature:

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Last year our star DP didn't show up at all. This year our star DP showed up as one of the most fit people on the team. #MNUFC

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🛫🛬 Sources: Wilfried Zaha is currently flying to America to complete his move to Charlotte FC. 🇨🇮 Zaha will join on a loan through 2025 with the option to extend 6 months 🩺 Just needs medical + official signing then deal is done. w/ @jacobsben.bsky.social www.givemesport.com/charlotte-fc...

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There is an alt universe where Vikings win the division & make it to the Super Bowl. High on Darnold they resign him & eventually trade JJ McCarthy. Donald never recreates his 2024 season and is eventually traded for scraps. Meanwhile, JJ goes on to be a Hall of Famer w/ multiple rings. The JJ Curse

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How do we get Red Bull to stop making those commercials?

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"same push. Different tush"

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- "my wife is going to an indoor farmer's market" x " so, a grocery store?"

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Also, as fans I wish we were better about not changing the narrative/being overly negative when something comes to an end. Heath was great. I he helped us over perform for several years but It was time for a new approach & fresh ideas... Both things are true and can be thought of positively #MNUFC

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While I 1000% felt it was time to move on, I think he deserved to see out the end of the season. Maybe they felt if we went on a run in the playoffs they'd be in a tough spot? Still, I think you tell him after LA this will be his last year and give him a farewell tour of sorts to end the year #MNUFC

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Story: #MNUFC striker Kelvin Yeboah moves on from "painful" exit from #MLSCupPlayoffs in November. www.twincities.com/2025/01/09/l...

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Watching college highlight reels trying to tell which one is the player #MNUFC drafted...

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A woman I've never seen before walked up to me while I was doing yard work and offered me some pastries. She said she has way too many and didn't want them to go to waste... Anyway, I just ate one so if I die tell cops they're looking for a 5'4" women in her 50s with short white hair and glasses 🫶🏼

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If you think they won’t come after social security, Medicare, Medicaid, or veterans’ benefits, remember how confident you were that they wouldn’t come after Roe v. Wade.

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They didn't have coffee so I got a beer.

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