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It's not confidential - I've got potential :: he/him
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it's Daylight Saving Time not Daylight savings time i hate you

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📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: We are taking it on the road, visiting a friend who wanted silly movies to take his mind off things

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if anyone wants to DM me please use the codeword: zucchinimaster so i know you're not a bot

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Dark Phoenix: destroys the D'Bari homeworld Iceman: honestly, work

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Happy International Women's Day to Lupita Nyong'o and my niece

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You make me money, I'll make you laugh (Perfect celebrity) Show me your pretty, I'll show you minе You love to hate me I'm thе perfect celebrity

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So Steak 'n' Shake is a Nazi bar now

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Stupid stupid stupid

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Seems like a good year to open my new chinos store, Khakistocracy

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Now he's gone too far

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But what do they think of Mayhem

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Looking at the news every day

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Trump has no clue what he’s saying at any moment and is literally and constantly just responding to anything that happens with what he’s feeling at the moment — and yet this is what we, and the world, have to deal with right now. This is really not sustainable.

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Get you a man who can do both

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Give me your well-connected, your rich, your hand-selected groups

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mmm I can smell our tax dollars burning from here

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Could there be a more beautiful sight than the Boston morning sun glinting off of the Chrysler Building

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Hard to believe this is the same woman who wore bindis, cornrows, and Native American headdresses, wow what a 180

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It sounds fun now but we won't be laughing when Edmund ends up in a K hole

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