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• thirty-something • filthy liberal • midwest af • fluent in sarcasm • lover of nail polish, shoes, and art in all its forms • disaster bi • she/they
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Today's mani

Whoops, I didn't post this one on Valentine's Day!

Tiny Human said my next drawing should be a zentangle, so here it is!

Pencil and Sharpie drawing of dogwood flowers

WIP: Dogwood flowers

Just about every time I put mousse in my hair, I think about the time I woke up Tiny Human and she's so used to seeing me with my hair up that she groggily asked, "Why is your hair curly?"

Cameron convincing himself to go along with Ferris and me convincing myself to go to the gym.

Pencil drawing of a tulip

Pencil and Sharpie drawing of a prickly poppy

Today's nails

WIP: Pencil drawing of a prickly poppy

My enemy [holding a gun]: you've got nowhere to run [I calmly set down my guitar case and slowly open it. From within, I pull a massive automatic rifle. I slowly open that. Inside is a tiny guitar. I pick that up and play the solo from Stairway to Heaven] My enemy: holy shit

Mercantilism is such a lame thing to bring back from the 17th century. Why couldn’t they bring back the fashion instead?

Hella fog out there this morning

thought it would be funny to watch some Roadrunner cartoons on acid but ten seconds in we're all silent out front of the tv, awed by the desolate beauty of these desert landscapes and struck by the emptiness of the world. should these two lone living souls not seek solace in one another

Who has invite codes for the new one

Still true…

Red frangipani

If you ever want to buy a magnet or postcard or something with my photography on it, I have a Redbubble shop that you can browse! tinyurl.com/2rd9ynmd

California coneflowers

White prickly poppies

Hoary edge on white wild indigo

Haven't been on skates since before she was born,but I made it out relatively unscathed.

Today's nails

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

I've known for a long time that the original ending in Little Shop of Horrors was Audrey and Seymour dying and the plants taking over, but I'd never actually seen it until last night. It was delightfully campy (literally Audrey IIs wreaking havoc on cities kaiju-style in the last sequence) and ...

Good Lord, this is stupid. I get what they mean, but all fetuses develop as female until the reproductive organs form, which is ~10 weeks after conception.

I was presumed female at birth. I went through female puberty. I wear dresses to dress-up events because they fit my body. I might wear suits if ones designed for female bodies were easier to find. I am gender non-conforming. I am queer. I'll pick female if the only options are male and ...

Elon gives a post-inauguration sieg f*cking heil??? Embarrassing and disgusting.

Today's nails

Today's nails make me feel like I should be in a ballpark with a hot dog (and I don't even like baseball!) instead of scraping frost from my windshield.

Today's nails

Being a “conservative intellectual” must rule so much. There’s this giant mass of babies that are scared of cities, mad at cartoons, and intimidated by women, and your job is to convince them having those feelings makes them brave warriors for western civilization

I found these cufflinks ages ago when I was thinking about starting a vintage reselling business. No idea on the maker's mark, but how freaking cool are they???

I've decided that my least favorite change from the Wicked OBC recording to the film soundtrack is the word "green" in NOMTW going from a horrified ensemble to Elphaba's father saying it in the forefront in the style of an online pronunciation guide and almost drowning out the rest of the ensemble.

Once at a job interview, I was talking about why I wanted to leave my job at the time, and I was saying it was too high pressure and I felt like there was too much focus on making the sale rather than actually helping the customer find what they needed. And the interviewer was like, 'Yeah, I ...