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Making gen z experience dumb 2008 is bound to be abundant

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The crypto crash is more of a "when" than an "if" at this stage; this is essentially creating free insurance for these idiots because they already know it's coming. Unlike the last crash where we found out afterwards that we'd be footing the bill, this time it is already legislated. Convenient!

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Good time to read up on bank runs and read up on nation states that suffered a liquidity crisis. See Lebanon 2019.

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Holy fuck this is evil

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Amazing. Respect the lede.

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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

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Matt has one of the most terminally online brains on this planet

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When you listen to it laid out in detail like this it really takes your breath away

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i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

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Dr. Oz out here acting like survival is a game show prize. This isn’t Survivor—it’s Medicaid. Real people. Real healthcare. We’re gonna need you to know the difference.🤔

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👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Astronauts on the Space Station flipping back and forth between Musk and Trump accounts to find out if they're going to be able to return to Earth.

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The fate of democracy rests upon the result of a slap-and-tickle fight between two geriatric mean girls

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"WE CANNOT BUILD BANANAS IN AMERICA"

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Democrats need to fucking run straight to the end zone with that Musk tweet about Epstein

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This day will be in the history books and this one will be in a social studies textbook ⬇️

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this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

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The Trump FDA rushed to integrate half-cooked "AI" that "struggles with simple tasks" and often provides "inaccurate or only partially-accurate" answers to basic questions about FDA-approved products and other industry issues are we perhaps detecting a theme

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Rare black iceberg spotted off #Labrador coast could be 100,000 years old, prof says #Newfoundland #Canada Berg may contain ice coloured by millennia of dirt — or even an meteoroid strike www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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Elizabeth Warren: "You'd have to talk to the Senate moderates about what moves the needle for them. Right now, they seem to be fine with cutting healthcare access for 14m Americans and cutting access to food, and pairing that with tax breaks for billionaires."

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do you know how bad it is to get cooked this hard by KENNEDY

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A 23-Year-Old Crypto Bro Is Now Vetoing NSF Grants While Staring At His Water Bottle Picture this: You're a researcher who has spent years developing a grant proposal, gone through layers of expert review, and received National Science Foundation (NSF) approval. Then some kid barely out of college…

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Partisan officials censoring government scientists from explaining to the public about the effects of public policy.

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lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate cardiovascular events

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The FDA has updated an ongoing recall of tomatoes distributed in Georgia, North Carolina and South Carolina to its most severe warning, saying there is a higher probability that potential salmonella contamination could lead to “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

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when i tweeted this eight years ago IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE

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Breaking News: The CDC kept Covid shots on an updated vaccination schedule for children, days after Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said they would be taken off.

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being an academic in 2025 means setting up google alerts for your name to make sure government robots aren't hallucinating citations to nonexistent papers to legally justify their new Make Everyone Dead policy

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The most perfect album ever made. No skips.

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😳

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NYT has jumped the shark, the couch, and the Grand Canyon with this one

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TWITTER IS DOWN. INFLUX COMING. CALL THEM SKEETS.

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The HHS Secretary doesn't think you should take his medical advice. I don't either.

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Feed your kids properly so they can go die in pointless wars. Ok buddy.

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Michelle Obama looking at the camera like Jim from the Office

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In March, our documents formed the basis of a @404media.co story about how Clearview AI was attempting to buy Social Security Numbers and other sensitive data. www.404media.co/facial-recog... bsky.app/profile/hype...

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This is called predatory lending. If this happens to you, please consult an attorney.

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A mermaid sketch for #mermay, pulling elements from the Owl Service plates, requested by @lucysussex.bsky.social

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Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time

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Breaking News: Boeing reached a deal with the Justice Dept. that would spare the company from taking criminal responsibility for two deadly 737 Max crashes in 2018 and 2019. The deal was opposed by the families of those who died in the crashes.

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“On April 1, the staff of the CDC's Childhood Lead Poisoning Prevention Program was terminated as part of the agency's reduction in force, according to NPR. The staff included epidemiologists, statisticians, and advisors who specialized in lead exposures and responses.”

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how many pictures of 15-year-old me do you have saved on your phone

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House chores maxxing

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I hope more Dems turn their focus to safeguarding elections. I feel like this doesn't get enough attention from electeds.

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New, from me: Quick explainer on why the Supreme Court (likely) decision to overturn Humphrey's Executor and move toward unitary executive theory will undermine any future efforts to rebuild state capacity. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/why-the-su...

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