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submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

@vinny.vinesauce.com Found this wonderful commercial for Commercial Chaos: youtu.be/S1JchttwpIM?...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂

submitted 9 days ago • 43 comments

WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of Für Elise

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

submitted 15 days ago • 433 comments

Animation is a caricature of life, not a lesser imitation of it. Remaking cartoons in live-action, or giving the characters realistic proportions, hairs, warts, etc., robs them of the stylized exaggeration that made them appealing in the first place.

submitted 19 days ago • 78 comments

In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.

submitted 19 days ago • 71 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 118 comments

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

submitted 20 days ago • 149 comments

After close study of the abacus, I am now certain that it is useless for doing math. My conclusion is that they are essentially ancient fidget spinners for mathematicians to fiddle with while solving math problems

submitted 20 days ago • 13 comments

introducing the first ever abacus designed for non-monogamy

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments

Hey I just met you and I'm a whale But here's my number So call me, Ishmael

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH

submitted 23 days ago • 229 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 12 comments

The Hegseth Incident sounds like the title of a lesser Robert Ludlum novel.

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

this owl just inhaled a pound of cocaine

submitted 157 days ago • 278 comments

Xenoblade 1 battle dialogue

submitted 32 days ago • 12 comments

krill too expensive these days

submitted 25 days ago • 18 comments

don’t tell me what to do

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

@voicesbyzane.bsky.social Got out of Day the Earth Blew Up. Fantastic flick if too heavy on the gross out humor for my taste. The biggest surprise was hearing the Mayor’s voice and going “Is that? No way is it…” and then confirming with a thrill that it was Wayne Knight.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

They gerrymandered my goddamn tortilla chip

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments