vale3k.bsky.social
I’m worth 300 billion dollars 🇮🇪
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Carry My Burdens.
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people are saying this a lot these days
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how it feels to enjoy big puffies
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8 was pretty blown out too it’s honestly kind of terrible for what is otherwise a rly good game
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who in the fuck needs 8k what are we doing man
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hey man that’s a solid ass cpu even if it can cook an egg on it
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hm2 is so messed up it makes me wonder if it’s bad on purpose
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She talks *just* like the randoms on the GTA radio shows
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that’s a mighty high endorsement but it’s one I can’t ignore
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google is full of virtual pollution and now they have an ai summary segment at the top that just sort of lies to you if it feels like it. It’s Not Going Well
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it will have backwards compatibility that somehow runs worse than the switch 1 and only available through the eshop and it’ll sell 500 million units
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I think emo hipster girlymen are actually the main market for this thing
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it’s so f*ucking beautiful …. …
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what do u mean by something that does not currently exist
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I’m always saying this
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this makes me explicitly not want to Buy the Game
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Rawww
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I literally think about this all the time like wtf are games gonna be like when I’m old as hell. Every time I think I’ve seen it all I’m reminded I’m (thankfully) completely wrong
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My used Xbox 360 drive was full of black eyed peas and MCR. Historical artifacts
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They’ve been consistent since the fucking ps2 era without slowing down at all. It’s genuinely an unheard of accomplishment
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never too late to experience Peak
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Post hole
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only once Leon has gained spider powers can he take the ancient key from a very evil looking chandelier which has been guarded by an enemy on the ceiling Leon cannot normally shoot since he’s unable to look straight upwards. that’s game design with soul …
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I think there’s only so many ways u can make a game where u wiggle your arms at a guy and convince urself this isn’t the kinect again. Some games do wiggling ur arms at a guy reaaally good tho
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it’s so insane that no matter how old and decrepit a 90s pc game may be some absolute wizard out there has made a patch to get it working again
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Laurie this isn’t Google …
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mr robot throws techno mumbo jumbo at u to distract the fact that morphine gives u actual wizard powers
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Jermy…
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oh my god I haven’t thought about this in like 15 years
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like what if it was secretly kind of fun the whole time
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Just bizarre all around, this change basically happened purely to include the elden ring expansion, and probably won’t ever include another expansion again. Another step in Geoffs long career of trying to staple his name onto the footnotes of important projects
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my one life goal… play as many video games as possible all the time…
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everything you’ve ever wanted valve to make has documented proof of it once existing and then being scrapped and once you know this fact you can never unlearn it. If it’s an ego thing, good on them for having standards but it literally blew the legs off their creative output
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very hard to make a cyberpunk character that doesn’t look like an undercover cop trying to fit into a German rave scene
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I think one time one of my prompts just became “ALMONDS!!!!!!!” or something of that effect. Arthur would’ve loved being too drunk to type words on his phone
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black ops 7 they’re gonna have him go into vr to find the evil russians and it’ll actually kill him
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I don’t know if it’s more insane that they made an among us dlc or that they made it really, really good
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I think about this probably once a week, up until that point the game has been deceptively normal until the Magic Pope Wrestling Match
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Dude murdered soul suspect is so good we will never let it go under the radar
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Return of the Obra Dinn. Maybe in another few years I’ll forget all the answers 😔