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✨ 🌙✨ Books2Read.com/MonstersInLove7 ✨🌙✨ Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series. My story is Cy-D3R, a tale of a rule-breaking explorer and an abandoned space farm with a sordid secret. #VeraValentine

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🦎 Books2Read.com/StrangeLove 🦎 Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology features my Pattern Recognition, an MF cryptid monster tale. It's only available until May 13th, and supports Trinity Haven, an organization meeting needs for LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness. #VeraValentine

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🐺 Books2Read.com/EvilHearts 🐺 Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology features Raw Dogging, my special MF werewolf co-write with Latrexa Nova. This charity romance anthology is only available until May 1st, with proceeds benefitting The Dollywood Foundation! #VeraValentine

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Sharing the poorly-translated cards that came with my cheap BDSM kit that have had me CACKLING all night.

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Hey friends! I've revamped my pay schedule cheat sheet (apparently I left February completely off the last one😬) for KDP authors. Find more helpful tips and resources here: 👇👇👇 www.valentineverse.com/author-resou... ☝️☝️☝️ #VeraValentine #IndieAuthor #KDPPaySchedule #AuthorPaySchedule

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Hey, asking for a friend, Canva isn't allowed to cancel our subscriptions for crimes against humanity purposes right

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Back on my bullshit at Barnes and Noble today, making sexy morally grey carpet monsters hot. There is a quartet of older folks at a table across the cafe that have brought their own tablecloth and are playing an intense game of mahjong and their vibes are ✨immaculate✨.

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Hey, uhhh... hi to my new followers, but if you followed me just because I have author in my profile, please be aware that my bestseller title is a book about a woman fucking her front door. Yes, a literal door. So if you write kids books / YA? You might wanna rethink the follow. 😅

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✨ Stowaway and Silent Song✨ 🌊 Books2Read.com/TempestTossed 🌊 Most know my #SentientObjectRomance shenanigans by now, but I actually started with #Romantasy! Stowaway and Silent Song is the FIRST BOOK I ever published, and these characters - Miranda, Ronen, and Lyric - genuinely changed my life.

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In hindsight, maybe the first day I start an increased dose of my adderall isn't the best day to also have two cups of coffee. "Huh, wonder why my breathing's short and I have this persistent dry cough. Weird." My pulse, in the stratosphere: smacks forehead with palm

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Listen, I don't know either. 🤷‍♀️ #VeraValentine #SeagullWithAFrenchFry #AuDHD #IndieAuthor #SexPositive #Bisexual #Polyamorous #FormerChoirKid #PastaIsLife

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Pattern Recognition by Vera Valentine - Coming February 13th! (A little bird tells me it may be loosely linked in with my #CarnalCryptids universe ;) ) Preorder the Strange Love anthology here: ➡️ Books2Read.com/StrangeLove ⬅️

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So I just got over the flu last week and woke up with food poisoning today - January is not going my way. Send treats and cozy blankets cause I got weird stories to finish.

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Okay but I had a first date today and she brought me fluorescing rocks AND a blacklight to admire them and called them penguin presents??! 😭 🥰😊 You know what men bring to first dates? ✨Audacity✨

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New office goals 😍

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Best of 2024 2/3! All art is by me and authors are credited in the alt text.

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Doing my best to turn helplessness into productivity today, rearranging my office a little bit to try and shake up the vibes. It's jazz, determination, and my lil 10mg of Adderall against the world.

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I need y'all to bear witness to this monstrosity. These are the lobby bathrooms at the resort I was staying at. At first I was like, oh that's smart, you can pull out a (face) tissue's worth of TP from the center of the industrial roll if you need it. BUT(T) NO. That's ALL you can get.

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It's me, knock off DayQuil, And my emotional support box of toasty Cheez-Its against the world today. Wish me luck, I'm about to drive 4 hours back to North Carolina feeling like microwaved garbage.

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I am a biblical plague of discomfort at the moment. I am fairly certain a portal to a mucus dimension has opened in my sinuses. Curled up in bed with emotional support toasty Cheez-Its trying not to tired-cry. 😭🤧🤒🧀

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Rented a car this morning. They did not have the vehicle I reserved (😡), but put me in a much larger, newer model SUV. I got handed a brick-like key fob, no instructions. I'm used to these things working like switchblades, right? Press a button and key-stick part pops out. This doesn't.

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I am battling a cold and full of delicious Indian food and terrible story ideas. How are you, friends?

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My author office trophy merch is just built different. 🩸🥤 #VeraValentine #ColdSweat #OhYeah #OhNo #SentientObjectRomance

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I will be willfully breaking all of these like dishes tossed, clay pigeon-style, off the roof of a parking garage. Join me in joyful 2025 chaos! #VeraValentine #NewYearsResolution2025 #BecomeUngovernable

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Oh, and a blessed Yule to everyone that celebrates! 🥰❄️🕯️

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Figgy pudding from Costco, caramel apple cider from Trader Joe's. Something something 'murican Christmas.

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Wasabi flavored fresh mozzarella? 🎶 Don't mind if I do 🎶

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Welp. It's real.

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Hey friendos! If you're just shy of your 2024 reading goals and need a few #Novellas to get over the finish line, might I suggest some of mine? 😉 (Links in next post!)

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⬇️⬇️⬇️ ValentineVerse.com/Appearances ⬆️⬆️⬆️ ‍✈️3/29/2025: Strange Love Indy (Indianapolis, IN) ‍✈️5/8-5/10: Monsterotica (Baltimore, MD) ‍✈️7/5: RARE London (London, England/UK) ‍✈️7/24-26: BB4E (Vancouver, BC/Canada) ‍✈️9/5-6: Villains & Vixens (Dallas, TX) ‍✈️10/2-10/5: Book Harvest (Chicago, IL)

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Up-to-date info is always available on my site, ValentineVerse.com :) ➡️ bsky.app/profile/vale... ➡️ Facebook.com/ValentineVerse ➡️ Instagram.com/VeraValAuthor ➡️ www.tiktok.com/@ValentineVe... ➡️ Amazon.com/Author/ValentineVerse ➡️ Patreon.com/ValentineVerse ➡️ www.threads.net/@veravalauthor

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Heads up fellow Skyfolks - unsurprisingly, the #scammers are hard at work taking advantage of this new social platform. This is the "thing" at the moment - fake accounts made with mid to high level author names, Gen AI bots cold-DM from them once you follow.

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