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ValentineVerse.com ✨ She/Hers | ️🌈 Bi | 18+ | 🚫AI🚫
📚 Chaotic Good Smut Author - 24 Titles and Counting!📚
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People were arguing about closed door vs open door romance at the time and I just thought it would be stupid funny to have a straight-up door romance. From there it was a whole lot of wondering "How does a door gain sentience AND be fuckable?" *jazz hands*
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Nope! It's actually one of my few full lengths :)
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Ehhh I'll live. This is the same body I used to dose with Stacker 2s (holla, 90s teens) with a big swig of Jolt Cola before homeroom in high school. Just forgot what it felt like haha
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😂 We are grateful for you, my friend!
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Only because I didn't have a ring on me probably
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I KNOW RIGHT?? I did the Carlin test a couple months back and passed with flying colors 😂
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Eyyyy welcome friendo! We can post NSFW and cuss here! :-D
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As in, you can't get toilet paper the normal way from underneath the holder. You basically have to pull out tissues from the little dispenser until you get a stack you feel comfortable wiping yourself with.
WHY
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I mentally high five my equally pissed off companion and calmly inform the guy that I'm one of the most prolific Google guides in the area and he might want to speak more carefully in the future.
He blanched.
Frankly, I hope he has agita all day today. What an ignorant, sexist piece of shit.
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This guy pipes up, in front of me, a 42 year old woman, and an older woman standing beside me, as well as his younger male manager.
"Well, you ARE a woman."
The woman and I share a long, knowing look in the split second that followed.
"Now, I know he didn't just say that in 2025, did he?"
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Okay, fine, no biggie. I try to approach everything with good humor and an assumption that I'm probably doing something incorrectly. I go back and tell the man, about my father's age, that I couldn't get it to turn the car on. "Haha maybe I am just being stupid."
As one does.
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Listen if you think I'm taking my own advice 😂
I'm literally 3,000 words deep into a plot bunny I decided at the 11th hour to co-write with my lovely friend @latrexanova.bsky.social for an anthology in five days.
Plans have no power here
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Moi aussi. 🥰 I'm so jazzed to see you here!
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The Rest (Part 2!)
- A Well Kept Secret
Books2read.com/b/WellKept
- Over a Barrel & Down a Peg
Books2read.com/b/downapeg
- Cold Sweat
Books2read.com/b/coldsweat
- Back for Seconds
Books2read.com/b/Back42
- Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires
Books2read.com/b/VDayV
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The Rest (Part 1)
- Hayseed
Books2read.com/b/thehayseed
- Squeak
Books2read.com/b/squeak
- Unhinged
Books2read.com/b/TheDoorBook
- Squeal
Books2read.com/b/Squeak2
- Plucked
Books2read.com/b/Moriverse
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The Holiday Ones!
- The Stockings Were Hung
Books2read.com/b/stockings
- Sap and Spile
Books2read.com/b/sapandspile
- Regifted: Ganged by the Ghosts
Books2read.com/b/Regifted
- Wrapped and Tapped
Books2read.com/b/WrapTap
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@safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @bsky.app - I know ✨you know who ✨ kind of turned the whole blue check thing into a migraine elsewhere, but is there any verification for creatives/celebs (she said, loosely) coming in the future? Also, the two images I posted above are bot/scam accounts.
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Both KM and Daniel have confirmed that these are not their accounts after I let them know someone appeared to be impersonating them. Legitimate, professional authors don't cold DM each other with pitches like this. Block/report em!