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valera.bzky.team
She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️. Monogamous, Married, Misandryst. Excel nerd, weeb, ancom, Quenya.
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the color suits you [ #1000xResist]

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Job hunt is still ongoing for a Software Engineer position in either the SF Bay Area or remote. Redacted resume attached

submitted 26 days ago • 12 comments

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your butts. Sit them in the seats of this theater I'm in this play! In June! In Berkeley!

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Oh, god

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

it feels good to be recognized 😤

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"To coincide with the campaign, Lush is rolling out a Gender Affirming Care policy for all of its staff in United Kingdom and Ireland." Ok fine Lush has earned a Pride float for this one

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

Trying to explain to liberals why dividing the working class into smaller and smaller groups is unhelpful

submitted 1 day ago • 87 comments

Good Evening, "Will Stancil" was a 39 year sociological study conducted by Havard University examining the worst possible economic takes a lab-grown amoeba could make. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

yesterday i joked to ken "babe you're so lucky that i'm a trans woman who likes her dick" and they objected "hey! i like pussy too" to which i, because i have brain worms, immediately replied "gotta have them ribs"

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

one day, i will learn to tell stories about the parts of my life i found upsetting that are neither framed as a slapstick comedy of errors or chased by the phrase "it was whatever." that day will not be soon & my therapist will have a porsche & i've no idea who i'd be telling them to, but still.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

i think the standard line is “i lived bitch,” but i’m going with “¡feliz cuntleaños a mi!” does it make sense? not really! but i am *super* baked right now.

submitted 2 days ago • 108 comments

great. now ill nevre be able to afford a house

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

tamago sando 💕

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

smooch!

submitted 13 days ago • 26 comments

technicalities

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

gay sex

submitted 2 days ago • 58 comments

the american west was an adventure

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

submitted 4 days ago • 57 comments

Live look in my head rn Like bitch I am trying to work

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

jigsaw trap where a boymoder has 60 seconds to change out of the hoodie and into a flowing dress that makes her feel happy otherwise the SAW bear trap thing goes off

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

dawg

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

despite everything else going on right now, saed is a real person who needs help and it’s sure not going to come from the american government.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

I'm not saying there is a right way to play the game, but c'mon now

submitted 345 days ago • 11 comments

Women and girls are literally under attack and the narrative that men and boys are struggling in comparison to them is part of that attack. Their “struggle” as it’s so often harped on is that women and girls aren’t just bending the knee to them in all spheres of life

submitted 5 days ago • 65 comments

mfw all it took to convince me to switch was chatting with @katie.bzky.team for like 30 minutes on signal. she keeps doing this shit (i.e. e-bikes…)

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

please support my petition

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

this Easter Sunday, don't give your tithings to the church, give them to a trans person in your life. they're closer to God than anyone handling church money.

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

forcefemme is transfemme maternal instinct send tweet

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

you can tell that this wasn't a decision made by lesbians because illegal lesbianism just sounds incredibly hot and psychosexual where state-sponsored lesbianism becomes undesirable

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck yeah Lady Gaga got Zorak backing her up at coachella

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments