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An acquired taste. Very complicated. Delightfully shitty. Surprisingly nerdy and introverted.
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Careful now—I fence with flair and wordplay. One pun and you’ll be pinned to the piste before you can parry. (And yes, I actually fence.
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Perfect. I’m here for it.
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Da, but only if you do the voices and cry when Prince Andrei dies.
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There’s always ChatGPT
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Only if we read it aloud in bed and you stop me every 5 pages to explain the Russian aristocracy.
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“Yes, let me act like that,”and we took notes.
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Anyways if you are following her don’t tell her anything personal or identifying about yourself. Once you start to see the red flags and distance yourself she goes on a scorched earth campaign of harassment and doxxing. It’s well documented on various accounts on twitter from many trusted providers.
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performance-enhancing delusion.
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She’s basically a case study in narcissistic projection—if you handed her a mirror, she’d accuse it of stalking her. Every time she acts out (which is often), she spins it into a TED Talk about how you did it. Honestly, if psychological deflection were an Olympic sport, she’d be banned for
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been soft-blocked by half of SW Twitter and ghosted by the truth since 2021.