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raising cane’s hates to see me coming on payday with pepto bismol in a hip holster

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boy dinner or whatever

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O, he’s drunk

submitted 46 days ago • 20 comments

who up pondering they bowl

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

Alexa, set the cyber truck across the street on fire

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

Every time Michael Caine (my cat) walks into a room I am already in, I say, “Well if it ISN’T the BABY!!!” as tho he is some kind of low-level crook who is trying to beg forgiveness for attempting to double-cross me, a notorious crime boss

submitted 53 days ago • 5 comments

Ok. That was a bit much tbh. You fail your intimidation check & the necromancer lets out a bellowing laugh. Everyone roll for initiative.

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

To rebalance the timeline, here’s a solid minute of Lulu purrs.

submitted 59 days ago • 5 comments

just witnessed someone throwing their dogs shit onto a cyber truck here in chicago. inshallah

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

Why are only half my whiskers showing? #WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfBlueSky #BlueSkyCats #ItsACatsLife #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily #Cats #CatWorldDomination

submitted 66 days ago • 7 comments

airline food is delicious and i’m tired of not eating it

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i could use some tiramisu and chocolate cake right now

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“The anditode to doom is curiosity.” – Ezra Klein

submitted 97 days ago • 11 comments

face is greezy, outside is breezy

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Omg Mocha gay??

submitted 97 days ago • 81 comments

HEY I KNOW EVERYTHING IS A LOT RIGHT NOW HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU

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Nirvana reuniting in 2025 at #FireAid wasn’t on my bingo card. Also Violet Grohl singing and Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth on bass?? This has been a special and wonderful moment. What a time to be alive 🥹🥹

submitted 100 days ago • 46 comments

Big-boned

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Heroes

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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

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I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry