I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry - ThreadSky

gamermcb.bsky.social•77 days ago

you ruined my financial life, you will never be forgiven.

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jazzel.bsky.social•78 days ago

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theradcap.bsky.social•78 days ago

Diminishing marginal utility can be frightful

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tlfrankking.bsky.social•78 days ago

I'm pretty sure you meant "hamburders"

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kobayashimaruu.bsky.social•78 days ago

uh oh

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mikesparky.bsky.social•78 days ago

Eat a goddammm Snickers

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alecw81.bsky.social•78 days ago

now i want a burger

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nacholib.bsky.social•78 days ago

I hate you now

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lethaljorts.bsky.social•78 days ago

it's ok, now i have all these hamburgers

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erynmcconnell.bsky.social•78 days ago

You cad.

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therealchromenut.bsky.social•78 days ago

My last $10 saved me from certain hunger. Best advice ever.

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deniseserenax.bsky.social•77 days ago

This was funny, I admit😂

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whitcunmeidia.bsky.social•78 days ago

Dang it!

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madvikinggod.com•78 days ago

I can see the FT article now:
Rare Returns: How I Got Well-Done in the Burger Market.

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mateohh.bsky.social•78 days ago

It’s Tuesday so still time to scam the taco crowd by end of today.

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missjessicaeve.bsky.social•78 days ago

Wait a minute you might be onto something...

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cheeseyeen.bsky.social•78 days ago

Nah you just gotta double down and tell us WHICH burgers to invest in- we talking high-volume and low-price like McDonalds or are we going the opposite with something more local?

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gjcstudio.bsky.social•78 days ago

want to make money in trump world
buy stock in private prisons & funeral homes

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keyskong.bsky.social•77 days ago

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polarisu.bsky.social•78 days ago

i haven't had a burger in like 5 months and i've been craving one like the dickens

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retiredrn2006.bsky.social•78 days ago

Good thing they freeze! We will need them!

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davidcyrus.bsky.social•77 days ago

Soo… What yer sayin’ is that yer investment advice turned out to be…

…a big nothingburger?

I’ll just see myself out…

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zeltrongx.bsky.social•78 days ago

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oncrn.bsky.social•78 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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handlegrip.bsky.social•77 days ago

Lol! Honesty in posting, that will never catch on!

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zeebap2.bsky.social•78 days ago

I made out like a bandit. This dude walked in.

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bizcaz.bsky.social•77 days ago

I thought you meant the people of Hamburg, Germany. I cleaned up nicely.

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boshekhorseman.bsky.social•78 days ago

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hudson1.bsky.social•78 days ago

Huh? I’m a billionaire now, the burger investment worked for me

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icassassin.bsky.social•78 days ago

There wasn’t even any ham in my hamburgers so I’m doubly mad.

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ramblingskeptic.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂😂

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ringoosu.bsky.social•78 days ago

are you sure it's bad advice?

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ingsve.bsky.social•77 days ago

So what am I suppose to do with this garage full of sliders? I think something has started to grow on some of them.

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pardzavfc.bsky.social•77 days ago

I still made more from this than the Hawk Tua coin

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mrtoddhead.bsky.social•78 days ago

Can’t believe this has 2k likes. The internet is lame.

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wtfseriously.bsky.social•78 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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oldbaby.bsky.social•78 days ago

my house is starting to smell

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flentrop.bsky.social•78 days ago

Apology accepted, of course. But try not to make a habit of it.

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davidjohnurban.bsky.social•78 days ago

better hamburgers than big tech stocks yesterday after they were pantsed by China. Today, not so much. Caveat Emptor

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fflobster.bsky.social•78 days ago

The odd thing is that an investment in NVIDIA this time last year would still be over 100% up.

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davidjohnurban.bsky.social•78 days ago

true, timing is everything. still, down $600 billion in market cap in one day is nothing to sneeze at

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johnnyapplememes.bsky.social•78 days ago

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benjaminbraddock.bsky.social•78 days ago

I like hamburgers

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slimer18.bsky.social•78 days ago

Fuck Trump and fuck ice I hope you slip on the ice and break your neck

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stevendward.bsky.social•77 days ago

My investment in the Black-n-Bleu burger was worth it. But I will tamper my buy in. Thanks.

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arcana7609.bsky.social•78 days ago

Oh how I missed you when I left Twitter. I have found you again. All is well.

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torigale.bsky.social•78 days ago

instructions unclear invested money in hamsters

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deepsydreamy.bsky.social•78 days ago

I invested mine on powdered eggs and powdered milk😅🤣

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manicjester.bsky.social•78 days ago

Well, at least I got these cheeseburgers.

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juliusgoat.bsky.social•78 days ago

burgers made of ham? now I've seen everything

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buntybrown.bsky.social•78 days ago

*steamed* hams

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bec1951.bsky.social•78 days ago

Hahaha.

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lesfitzpatrick.bsky.social•78 days ago

Yes but burgers are hot again.

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swrdfshtrmbone.bsky.social•78 days ago

It really could have gone either way🤷

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neuroticpossum.bsky.social•78 days ago

I not only lost all my money, but I also gained 37 pounds in just two days!

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desertdogster.bsky.social•78 days ago

I talked them into waiting for me to pay on Friday for a hamburger today.

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jme71.bsky.social•77 days ago

They could be worse, they could have invested in eggs

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ingsve.bsky.social•77 days ago

With the price of eggs going up it would have made a fortune now.

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disassociating.bsky.social•78 days ago

i mean go big or go home amirite

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handmaidstale437.bsky.social•77 days ago

🤣

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g.litch.art•78 days ago

eat faster the price of hamburger goin up

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wallybuan0.bsky.social•78 days ago

Are they made of eggs

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therealnecky.bsky.social•78 days ago

I like hamburgers, I would have 🤣

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justinespinoza.bsky.social•78 days ago

Makes about as much sense as meme coin

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realkjt.bsky.social•78 days ago

I had all this Nvidia stock that I pulled out last week to invest in hamburgers, I hope I made a good choice. 🤣

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electricmood.bsky.social•78 days ago

Investing money in hamburgers is never wrong

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rush1979.bsky.social•78 days ago

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yentothedor.bsky.social•78 days ago

Darn it, I just purchased a meat grinder, 2 primal cuts, and 50 lb sack of flour for making buns. You hamburgerler!

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almost-done321.bsky.social•78 days ago

It ended up in the toilet?

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dixonbutz.bsky.social•78 days ago

Whenever I see the price of something increase, I measure it in how many cheeseburgers.

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snakemanmark.bsky.social•78 days ago

But your advice to invest in snail milk is still good, isn't it?

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timepaws.bsky.social•78 days ago

I got these cheeseburgers, man!

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bearsmamamichelle.bsky.social•78 days ago

This made me chuckle...thanks 🙂

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wmidlander.bsky.social•78 days ago

Somewhere there will be someone sitting in a dark room, surrounded by burgers, rocking and shivering. Shame on you!

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trustinwwjd.bsky.social•77 days ago

Whoa, there is CAUTION ⚠️

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themadtinker.bsky.social•78 days ago

Is this still available??

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corrinevale.bsky.social•78 days ago

I’m good, I bought a few puts🙂‍↕️

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sunsetcrest.bsky.social•78 days ago

Me too. So thank you. Speaking of which...god I'm hungry

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pandafresh.bsky.social•78 days ago

but we’re still ok with $BURGER coin, right??

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2frogline69.bsky.social•78 days ago

I'm only in on crazy hamburger

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sff180.bsky.social•78 days ago

Haha! I planned ahead! Deep freezing all this meat and looking forward to banking cash once all of Trump‘s tariffs make the average hamburger $30. 👍🏻

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internettitle.bsky.social•78 days ago

WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH ALL THIS GODDAMN BURGCOIN THEN?!

Just kidding, even a sentient title belt knows that crypto is a scam.

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mo2pt0.bsky.social•77 days ago

I get that 🤣

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efrances.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂

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hangingchadsbook.bsky.social•78 days ago

Yeah, thanks. I literally just flushed my life savings away.

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goodplacejames.bsky.social•78 days ago

:puts down a mill on pork belly shorts:

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jnglst.bsky.social•78 days ago

That’s ok. I invested all my money in tacos and I’m making a killing.

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harmonic3000.bsky.social•78 days ago

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

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peterthebear0.bsky.social•78 days ago

I lost my house

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dvanote.bsky.social•78 days ago

So to help you remember where you might have left it- do you remember using it in the last day or two?

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ah444.bsky.social•77 days ago

Follow the smell of hamburgers?

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jeansand.bsky.social•78 days ago

No need to apologize. I just ate a Smash Burger and I got a great ROI for my money.

Ask my stomach.

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debrockmpls.bsky.social•78 days ago

lol!

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jamesjdominguez.bsky.social•78 days ago

Shit, I misread it anyway and I bought a bunch of Hamburglar action figures.

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mitchthemurse.bsky.social•78 days ago

That's okay, I shorted hamburgers.

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pmcakes22.bsky.social•78 days ago

Should've suggested turkey burgers 🤷‍♀️

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patlalaver01.bsky.social•77 days ago

Damn you, hamburger helper!

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furiousflorawitch.bsky.social•78 days ago

Luckily I only had enough to invest in 1 hamburger, and it turns out I was hungry, too.

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lisdoon.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂😂😆

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macnult.com•78 days ago

it all worked out, i was just hungry too

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necrobassghoul696.bsky.social•78 days ago

Tbh i think this is a 100% logical way to spend money. Invest in McRibs.

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grifcannon22.bsky.social•78 days ago

@flavordave.bsky.social maybe your dad should've invested in hamburgers too.

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mombo49.bsky.social•78 days ago

Lol

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ryeone.bsky.social•78 days ago

https://generalstrikeus.com/strikecard

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ryeone.bsky.social•78 days ago

I can and I will, will you? Let's show them that WE THE PEOPLE are the real power in this country!

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juhosaur.bsky.social•77 days ago

But I'm not hungry anymore, the investment paid off

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immortalironman.bsky.social•78 days ago

Reasonable mistake. I've been known to throw it all in on a good cheeseburger myself.

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travisnay.bsky.social•78 days ago

SON OF A BITCH!

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dogatcoup.bsky.social•78 days ago

jokes on you, it’s 19¢ hamburger day at Dick’s!

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bcav2185.bsky.social•78 days ago

"I was the hamburglar", he said as he slinked away with his mask and cape.

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pcmalone.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂😂😂😂

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skippytheelder.bsky.social•78 days ago

No worries, I split my investment out to include buns and condiments.

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lauren-cawthron.bsky.social•78 days ago

Everyone knows you gotta diversify

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bensonisrad.bsky.social•78 days ago

The only thing you should be "putting your money in" is an FDIC insured bank.

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domiknight.bsky.social•77 days ago

Don't make me come get my money:√(

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william80.bsky.social•78 days ago

Nice going - you have really crashed the burger market. I tried to get $50,000 worth of burgers only to find out that trump already purchased them all and cornered the market. Be ashamed.

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oftennever.bsky.social•78 days ago

it’s ok…I almost did that today, but it wasn’t my turn to pay. and the burger was some yummy

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leothelion1001.bsky.social•77 days ago

Now I'm hungry from this post lol

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blahblahblah-tc.bsky.social•78 days ago

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kerimaloney.bsky.social•78 days ago

🤣

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j-williamez.bsky.social•77 days ago

No one's losing money investing in hamburgers.

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natesjacobs.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂

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syd913.bsky.social•77 days ago

Damnit, I went all in!

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lovecraftxx.bsky.social•78 days ago

You’re not yourself when you’re hungry

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amcuff.bsky.social•78 days ago

A loss for me is a win for Sonic.

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watching-waiting.bsky.social•78 days ago

At least I have a giant pile of hamburgers to eat

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lathyrus.bsky.social•78 days ago

Mah Riches!!!! D:

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neonculture.bsky.social•78 days ago

I misunderstood and bought a factory in Hamburg

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jimvotesblue.bsky.social•78 days ago

😁🤣

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labbla.bsky.social•78 days ago

My garage is filled with thousands of hamburgers and they’re going bad faster than I can eat them

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wallybuan0.bsky.social•78 days ago

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daingne-an-intinne.bsky.social•78 days ago

Someone listened

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islan-kleinknecht.bsky.social•78 days ago

Dude, I made $11!

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humanity1.bsky.social•78 days ago

Well do you have a spare couch ?
Mr Warren Buffett ?? Hmmmm🤬

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dmanhd.bsky.social•77 days ago

So now what am I supposed to do with all these fries?!?

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aprilwerle.com•78 days ago

😂

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ellis42.bsky.social•78 days ago

Wrong fast food joint

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harold303.bsky.social•77 days ago

Still a better investment plan than Bitcoin.

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jackeber.com•78 days ago

Ha ha! I didn't invest money. I used bitcoin. 🫣

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300ps.bsky.social•78 days ago

Never invest on an empty stomach.

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generalburkhalter.bsky.social•77 days ago

I guess I won’t pay you on Tuesday..

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aiabx.bsky.social•78 days ago

I want my $12 back!

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carlyasilvers.bsky.social•78 days ago

Put all your unspent cash into hamberders ftw

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bluewaveiscoming.bsky.social•78 days ago

Plus it was tacos, explosion of taco trucks in America is a sign

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astrochateau.bsky.social•78 days ago

You forgot to diversify w/ sweet potato fries & chocolate-pecan pie. - Drew - [email protected]

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phannan.bsky.social•78 days ago

Ha! You fools!
I put all my money into pencil cases. With a small bit of luck, I'll be able to retire early.

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patcaf1.bsky.social•78 days ago

Better than trump
coin.

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jchrisa.bsky.social•78 days ago

You had an omission. You said go short on 'meatless' hamburgers.
That is sound investment advice.

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premiumsteve.bsky.social•78 days ago

You’ve ruined a generation of poor men

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bluewarrior10.bsky.social•78 days ago

Haha, I just spit allover my keyboard!😂

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jaxhuddles.bsky.social•78 days ago

😆😅🤣

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kyderbie1.bsky.social•77 days ago

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mimapleman.bsky.social•78 days ago

It was that or spinach.

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grimmthereddeath.bsky.social•78 days ago

It was sound advice, just with the new administration you spelled *hamburders* wrong.

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persephonehecate.bsky.social•78 days ago

can I have one? Put some cheese one it. thnx.

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tactlessogre.bsky.social•78 days ago

Welp, “Mr stocks” can never be your username.

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rjshook.bsky.social•78 days ago

Maybe try pizza instead. It’s even better than hamburgers.

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somedepressedhoe.bsky.social•78 days ago

are you john bluesky

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saschmitz.bsky.social•78 days ago

LOL

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thewitchofnov.bsky.social•77 days ago

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june29.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂 lordy i needed that laugh

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incognitjoe.bsky.social•78 days ago

weak hands, i've filled my basement with hamburgers and won't be selling until i can afford the local council to stop sending pest control to my house

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