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You won, Judas. Enjoy the silver, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Me, what a sad little life, Judas. You ruined my supper, completely, so you could have the silver,

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Dick and Domme in da IDF

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Just saw a white guy with dreadlocks crash his unicycle. It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me

submitted 253 days ago • 39 comments

the british cops are doing the “he was no angel” thing on a cow smh www.theguardian.com/uk-news/arti...

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shrewdly avoiding the moniker ‘Genocide Charlie’ by not funding, facilitating and defending an ongoing genocide

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cured my men’s mental health earlier (had a cuddle with a pygmy goat)

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Stalin really dropped the ball in 45

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Customer: MY GREAT GRADFATEHRS NAME WAS UZI. THIS NAME WAS PASSED DOWN TO ME AS MY MIDDLE NAME AND HOLDS EXTREME SIGNIFIGANCE FOR ME. DMV: OOOOZI GUN Verdict: DENIED

submitted 333 days ago • 3 comments

#TeamBean

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reskeet with a you meme

submitted 329 days ago • 1 comment

gently gliding from the moon to earth in a boeing travel egg. who could have known that the thousands of deaths they caused in the 21st century would lead to this. i sip dr pepper out of a pouch

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Local Tesco put the Israeli dates in the fruit and veg aisle and the Palestinian dates in the ethnic aisle. Something something proximity to structural whiteness something…

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Kate Middleton breaks cover: Smiling Princess of Wales is pictured with Prince William during visit to farm shop in image that will silence the conspiracy theorists

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some macking cheese in the michael wave

submitted 353 days ago • 25 comments

screaming

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my favourite prank as a Team Rocket Grunt is injecting Venonats with the vaccine that stops them evolving into Butterfrees. Giovanni wants to fire me but can’t because of woke

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becoming very tragically boomerpilled of late, watching telly mostly from the 70s and 80s

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when we are born we scream because in our souls we know the ancient truth: we are not meant to command the laws of time. the sacred fabric of the universe was never ours to weave. “daylight savings time” is a blasphemy and its acolytes will not see the light of heaven, not an hour early, not ever

submitted 360 days ago • 1 comment

Has anyone ever introduced a possum to an opossum to see if they get along

submitted 361 days ago • 1 comment

96.9% purity is the most deviant result of all. horseshoe theory

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Morpheus is fucking Neo

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least genocidal liberal

submitted 363 days ago • 1 comment

Skeeting out yacht rock! YACHT ROCK SONG OF THE DAY #250 is "Never Too Much," the debut smash by veteran session singer Luther Vandross, which borrows liberally from George Benson's "Give Me the Night." #1 R&B but only #33 pop; fell into that post-disco black hole between Off the Wall and Thriller

submitted 364 days ago • 3 comments

me whenever I’m in bed and my sister’s dog hops up, spins around in a circle and curls up in a croissant with his bum resting against me

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kicked out of the sleep clinic for being too woke

submitted 364 days ago • 1 comment

Ban AI. Hang its progenitors. Put their heads on bridges. Musk's can go on the Dumbarton.

submitted 364 days ago • 5 comments

Helen Joyce is finally doing some interesting research: the effect on your social life of being weird about a strangers genitals/ getting caught reading Harry Potter porn on a train

submitted 365 days ago • 3 comments

just realised Matty Healy is the son of Dennis off Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. I feel sick

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screaming at an episode of Poirot where he can’t eat a proper English lunch at Inspector Japp’s because he’s “allergic to faggots”

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Captain Picard, I will tell you this. Matters more urgent caused our absence. Now witness the result. Outposts destroyed. Expansion of the Federation everywhere. Yes, we have indeed been negligent, but no longer. Your presence is not wanted! The Romulan Star Empire… is back.

submitted 368 days ago • 1 comment

WOMAN

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