Here I was thinking about learning the unicycle. I can at least promise I’ll never grow my hair longer than I need it because I can’t deal with that maintenance.
Everyone is saying Portland, but I lived in Venice Beach for a few years and saw both many white guys in dreadlocks and many dudes on unicycles, although not in the same person. But that's probably just because I moved away. I'm sure a white dreadlocked guy on a unicycle in Venice Beach exists.
A coupled of days ago I passed a guy who was on his phone while riding his bike and he got so surprised that he fell and it made me giggle (no serious injuries).
I used to see this unicycling guy all the time in Belfast who would carefully d-lock his cycle (uike?) to a lamppost or similar to go into shops etc. and I could never figure out why.
Surely you find your stolen unicycle 5 yards up the street next to a bleeding dude with no teeth left?
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But the guy on the old school, giant-front-wheel bicycle had a top hat. So it’s possible there’s an outlier.
Surely you find your stolen unicycle 5 yards up the street next to a bleeding dude with no teeth left?
[to me]?
But more likely than some, if Portland’s out.