vanarchon.bsky.social
Some guy on the internet that's very smart and just tries to be a good person. Oh and I love terrible dad jokes.
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We call that the "You are 'claimed' paw"
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I just learned about this not long ago, but from now on, I'm doing the "potato test". You message them with "Say potato if you're real", and persist. If they never say potato, 99.99% likely a bot. Since bots tend to be programmed with a rather narrow set of scenarios, they can't handle answering.
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Are there any girls there?! Where's the Mountain Dew?!
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A few weeks ago I pulled into a 7-Eleven and parked on the side of the building. I came around the corner and some rich motherfucker had parked his $150K Mercedes SUV (the one that looks like a Jeep) DIAGONALLY across a regular spot and a disabled spot, and on top of that, had backed it in.
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Also I thought it was "Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Light" ? But I'm not Christian so 🤷
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Up until my kid accidentally broke the screen, I loved using my Samsung Galaxy Tab 7+ Also, considering the S-pen was co-developed with Wacom...
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I mean, aside from the blood spatter, the gesture of him moving his arm up to a position that would have placed an object at the side of his head was a pretty clear implication.
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Check your DMs please, and know that I will still help no matter which direction you decide to go.
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When you say "security systems" are you meaning more than just cameras, as in entry alarms?
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Wtf...?
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The only correct answer is "all of them." Then, of all the men that are left (if there are any left), maybe, just maybe, they'll start teaching their sons NOT TO BE RAPISTS.
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Thankfully just a quick dash into the hall closet right by the bathroom door.
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Ugh. My neighbor had a tree in the middle of his front yard, cut down because according to my other neighbor he was "tired of looking at the damn thing". I saw a part of the cross section coming home one day and it had to have been easily 100-120 years old or more 😔
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When you first told me you had the implant, and I started learning about it, that was something I wondered, whether it could even be removed. I figured that was a pretty important question for if you ever were able correct things through other means. Fuck me. So fucking ridiculous.
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"Bitch, it's the weekend, I'm out the DOOOOOR!"
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I'm not really a fan of the term overall, but I realized earlier today that RFK Jr is the living embodiment of a "nepo baby"
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By teaching them not to bully, lie, cheat, and steal BEFORE they become socially and politically aware. Seriously, all that begins very young, which goes to show how many of this admin likely have severe parental issues.
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I mostly just notice things in general. I'm an information sponge.
Maybe a cameo that's satirical of something like that, but not actually starring, no.
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Ha, you noticed that too? There's a moment where sits in the couch and you see her in profile and I thought "huh, she kind of looks like Florence Pugh"
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Several movies I'll be interested in reading the plot synopsis on Wikipedia later on...
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Ugh, yeah, total rehash of the first movie but now with legacy characters who will give sound advice but the main cast will ignore what they say and get killed off anyway. Also, still a horror slasher.
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Also, duck lips? Really?
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It's vastly better. I saw the first one and it was so predictable even with it being a departure from the book. I didn't know they made a second one (I regret to say that I spent money on it and saw it in the theater). I remember seeing teaser bits about the show and being wholly uninterested.
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And I don't think it will be, though I'm sure the usual suspects will claim it to be. How dare they gender swap the Silver Surfer! Nevermind that in the comics, in a parallel universe, instead of Norrin Radd becoming the Silver Surfer, his gf Shala Bal does.
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Unless it's a faction that plans on force conscripting these abductees... Now there's a chilling thought...
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"Fantastic Four - First Steps" isn't on there but "I Know What You Did Last Summer" is? There is just so much wrong with this I can't even articulate it all, the least of which is how uninteresting the latter will be unless they pivot it back to being a pure suspense like the novel.
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It honestly made sense to me since she referenced pitch, but I see what you mean.
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BUT IT'S SO CUTE!
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Eyup. There's Durable PoA, PoA over healthcare, PoA over financial, a Living Will/Advance Medical Directive which is different than a Last Will and Testament, etc. etc. and that's all just contract law. It gets WAY more complicated with trial lawyers.
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No one can ever take Toad the Wet Sprocket from me. I have more than enough of my own memories with them that they will always drown out any remembrances of you.
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"my bad, bruh"
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The amount of water that came down in such a short time span was just incredible. I've been through some storms in my life but that was one of the most intense. I even had a piece of hail take a chip out of my windshield before I was able to get home.
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"She's really just a Robot In Disguise® !"
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Not to make too much light of your situation, but too bad you can't just explain it away by saying you're a Transformer, instead.
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It's Fortune, I'm not in the least bit surprised. I've seen some articles about these successful people who are also ND, and how they were able to succeed, and the "how" is to basically mask like an NT. THAT'S NOT SUCCEEDING, THAT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL SELF-TORTURE IN THE PURSUIT OF MONEY.
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"Why don't you just move to a better place with more opportunities?" why don't I stick my foot so far up your ass you'll taste shoe leather?
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Oh no, he's dying! *Walks into the garage, then walks back inside with a shovel while whistling a happy little ditty, tips his hat to everyone and walks out to the backyard*
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Our cat Isis used to LOVE flopping right in the middle of whatever was in your lap. She was also very vocal and opinionated too, so she had something to say while she was there. What's really funny is that she'd also flop on the kid's feet when they were littles and didn't mind the grabs, pulls, etc
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I FEEL THIS IN MY BONES. Other driver: *speeds to beat you out to the red light in the left turn lane* Also other driver: *accelerates at the slowest pace the engine won't chug while going through the left green arrow* You: *maybe makes it through the arrow* Everybody behind you: "Fucking come on!"
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Body: "I can't quit you!" You: "I fucking hope not! I intend to try and fix this shit!"
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"If everyone would just accept everything my way, the world would be perfect!" "Perfect disaster you mean..."
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"Why does my kid have a D in your class?!?" "How the hell should I know?! I just had my kidney removed!" "That's no excuse!"
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Tornado Watch until 9pm local time, it's only just now going on 3...
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All I know is that he said at 88mph I'd "see some serious shit", and I've done it 3 times now and absolutely nothing! No time travel either! I'm taking this car back...
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*puts up his fists* I CAN TAKE HIM...
home with me that is!
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Oh, I'm only in the orange zone, not the red one, how lovely...
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In the States these are called "IEP" for "Individualized Education Plan"
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"not me personally"
Got damn who let all these bulls in here shitting all over the place?
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NOT ALL
...men understand that "not all men" isn't something you say, it's something you have to show.
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I would claim that I could fit anything in my Mazda 3, and for the most part, I was right. Including medium to large(ish) sized pieces of furniture.