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I'm a tiny little skunk. Can you please hold me?

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

When I was a small skunk My parents talked about bringing me to see the mountains. So we drove past the mountains. See the mountains? See them? Nowadays I know that when you see the mountains... You need to see the mountains from the top of the mountains.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Changing my account emails... Neos. I barely used that account. I go to the website. I get an email. From Neos. I haven't logged in yet. Neos will now allow you to migrate your account to the Etherium blockchain, or delete on date. Cool! I close the page and delete from my password manager.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Plz stop eating chic fil a And plz stop with harry potter It makes me hate you. And I don’t want that for you.

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

You know... I was thinking of doing bed laundry before the water went out... oops... Well... WHO WANTS A DUTCH OVEN?! buries you under his massive tail

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

in four more hours I'm gonna drive three hours to have a shower. lol The vanilla smell in this cabin is attracting all kinds of wildlife. Oh wait it's just Springtime. Mating season.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's 3 in the morning and I feel like clap Don't clap at 3am, people are sweeping. Because Janitors do their best work at knight point. ....... maybe I'm still asleep.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

And now it all happens at once...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's a good day when you can look at the trending for good news.

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Okay now that I've had my coffee, let's talk about light bulbs for a second. I remember in the old days, it was a glass structure with no air in it, and just some wires inside that got hot and glow. It was fitted onto a socket, and the wire connections soldered down. It didn't need to look nice.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

pullcord The dog says Bark! pullcord The duck says Quack! hits vape blows vapor on the toy pullcord The cat says Moo!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Have you ever tried wearing socks and sandals on the beach? It's fucking hilarious.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

watching random youtube video with friends - That guy has a penis for a chest bone... me: It's his Howard Sternum.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I got my headlights to look clear again. I need to wash my car. We're on uhh... day 4 of no running water.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Lighting is important. Now sell me an LED thong so I can find my way in the dark. I'll try not to point my flashlight at people.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It's kinda funny... When you get "LED Bulbs" for your car to replace the Incandescent Bulbs Calling it a Bulb is kinda wrong considering it's a deck of bulbs... Shut up. I UPGRADED MY LIGHTING. Shut up.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ohhhhhh man I already switched most of my exterior lights to LED now I found better LED bulbs...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If your wifi access comes from behind a spinning fan... Do you have choppy signal?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

So this just happened... My friend: farts loudly Me: "Meow!" My friend before I finish meowing: "That was the cat."

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Lighting is Important

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

So remember when I said I have the water? I have the bottled water. It's interesting though, a bottle is exactly the right amount for a noodle.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Now the fun part... Soldering 28 SMD LED's onto the PCB of my dash...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I have so many LED's at this point... The factory screwed up and sent me extra packages. I just replaced nearly all the interior lights in my Honda. I can read the labels at night! The interior overhead lights are so bright! My reading lights actually shut all the way off now. lol

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If I like your post twice: My mouse is double clicking without my consent, like... Naw bro, you don't like that. A firmer click and the like stays on. I need a new mouse.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Water. When you don't have it... Life sucks. I have the water now. Just to have noodles. lol

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Flin Flon is on Fire. That's so close to where I grew up.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Half the country is on fire and only one of the provinces is trending on Bluesky.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's not even summer yet and it's a hot summer day and I have sand in between my toes and

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

No running water -can't do food prep -can't wash dishes -can't make coffee -can't make soda -can still use the "dirty" water to cook military rations which need no prep

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

LOL So... when taking water from the river to make SodaStream Be careful not to catch sand. cough choke

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

So, here's some fun science for you. There's an iron woodstove in this cabin. When the sun hits it, it warms up the entire cabin to a ridiculous temperature. You could feel the drop in temperature immediately when I placed a pillow over the stove to shield it from the sun.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments