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So, wanna read something funny? This campground, in the summer time, has WAY WAY more traffic noise than the inside of my urban apartment did. In the apartment, the only thing you could hear is the bus. I hear Harleys go by ever 5 minutes here in one direction, and Jake Brakes the other.

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Oh yeah, and it's Day 5 of no water, and my armpits smell like most furries want skunk butts to smell like.

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I just layed on the floor where it's nice and cool and was strongly reminded that my back is a suction cup on hardwood floors so I proceeded to make farting noises with my back bone and giggling for a good 20 minutes. You would not BELIEVE how much that lifts the mood!

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My road test is on Wednesday. Waiting is uhh... Driving me Crazy.

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On a random note, let's talk about building construction. Have you ever seen those fake shutters on either side of house windows? Did you know they look fucking stupid when they're fake? Do you know why shutters even exist? So that wind doesn't scatter broken glass across your children's playpen.

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It is 24 C outside. It is 22 C inside. We have 2-3 more hours until peak temperature of the day. So I just shut all my blinds, and push-pinned a towel over one of the skylights. The mood in this cabin is significantly different now! I like it.

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"The Honda Civic 2004 uses SMD LED's in its dash cluster for a backlight. The LED's are SMD LED model 1206 or 3528." So I purchased the 1206, and it's way too small for anything...

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I am open for 3 #supernote coms to support community members in need; @phoenixfireart.au @gunnywaffle.bsky.social @vanillaskunk.bsky.social All of them help with CozyCon and other communities and could use our support in return! ko-fi.com/temrin/commi... #BSNM #Furry #FurSale #ComsOpen #FurryShop

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I love my bug zapper. I swear this one mosquito has bitten me like 30 times... Then I searched the entire campground for the bug zapper, so when I finally found it, I couldn't find the mosquito. Until it bit me again. So I zapped it. Bang! The sound of getting zapped. Bang ba ba bang bang! :D

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I call this one “Tom of Denmark”

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I'm playing with my car, and what seems to be happening, is that I have to try to use a feature a bunch before it works properly. I don't think I ever used my wipers until a certain drive... and then I found out they suck. Today I am watching them at top speed going half the speed of a new Nissan.

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Oh hello random invite to random skunk appreciation discord server! <3

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When you don't have running water But you have a river Washing dishes is like Taking buckets of water from the river Boiling water pot by bot Filling the sink slowly with the hot water Wait for it to cool enough to put your hands in Add soap, wash your dishes I only have one sink and I can't rinse

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There's a lot of terrible things going on that are keeping people occupied... and I'm just trying to focus on the important things once in a while. Like Butts. BUTTS. Just for a minute. Whoops that was a password field.

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I live in a world where I can scare away "Men" who are like "Be A Man" with Velcro Shoes. Don't say Velcro, say Hook and Loop Fasteners? Bitch these were sold on the shelf as Velcro Shoes, go sue Sears. Oh wait... But the point is: Scaring away grown men with Velcro Shoes. What about Sandals?

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You have a nice butt. I don't care if you don't want to show it to me.

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I'm living in a world right now where silly little doo dads are keeping me occupied. Because I can't have butts apparently.

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I ask you to show me your butt and I only get one butt. You guys are shy. You don't need to be. I'll look, I won't touch, I promise.

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So, remember when I said earlier that I'm just doing the best I can regarding a situation? Well I came out on top, with zero effort. And nobody got hurt. Not even me.

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I want to pee the rainbow.

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If you're a Tanuki with big balls and stuff... Has anyone ever tried using them as a pillow? What do they dream about?

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My Balls Are Always Bouncing My Ball Room Always Full And Everybody Cums and Cums Again. If your name is on the Guestlist No One can take you higher Everyone says I've got Great Balls... You're Fired. ... Big Balls is trending. :D

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For some reason I have old Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in my head... Testify Testify Fart a Rainbow At The Sky

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Could you please Show me your butt?

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Chicken does a body good.

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I'm really just doing the best I can in this situation... But it's frustrating... when you're sitting on the solution for something but some contractor is paid to come in and do things, and they break a bunch of shit in the process... Sounds like construction doesn't it? It's actually web.

So, wanna read something funny? This campground, in the summer time, has WAY WAY more traffic noise than the inside of my urban apartment did. In the apartment, the only thing you could hear is the bus. I hear Harleys go by ever 5 minutes here in one direction, and Jake Brakes the other.

Oh yeah, and it's Day 5 of no water, and my armpits smell like most furries want skunk butts to smell like.

I just layed on the floor where it's nice and cool and was strongly reminded that my back is a suction cup on hardwood floors so I proceeded to make farting noises with my back bone and giggling for a good 20 minutes. You would not BELIEVE how much that lifts the mood!

My road test is on Wednesday. Waiting is uhh... Driving me Crazy.

On a random note, let's talk about building construction. Have you ever seen those fake shutters on either side of house windows? Did you know they look fucking stupid when they're fake? Do you know why shutters even exist? So that wind doesn't scatter broken glass across your children's playpen.

It is 24 C outside. It is 22 C inside. We have 2-3 more hours until peak temperature of the day. So I just shut all my blinds, and push-pinned a towel over one of the skylights. The mood in this cabin is significantly different now! I like it.

"The Honda Civic 2004 uses SMD LED's in its dash cluster for a backlight. The LED's are SMD LED model 1206 or 3528." So I purchased the 1206, and it's way too small for anything...

I am open for 3 #supernote coms to support community members in need; @phoenixfireart.au @gunnywaffle.bsky.social @vanillaskunk.bsky.social All of them help with CozyCon and other communities and could use our support in return! ko-fi.com/temrin/commi... #BSNM #Furry #FurSale #ComsOpen #FurryShop

I love my bug zapper. I swear this one mosquito has bitten me like 30 times... Then I searched the entire campground for the bug zapper, so when I finally found it, I couldn't find the mosquito. Until it bit me again. So I zapped it. Bang! The sound of getting zapped. Bang ba ba bang bang! :D

I call this one “Tom of Denmark”

I'm playing with my car, and what seems to be happening, is that I have to try to use a feature a bunch before it works properly. I don't think I ever used my wipers until a certain drive... and then I found out they suck. Today I am watching them at top speed going half the speed of a new Nissan.

Oh hello random invite to random skunk appreciation discord server! <3

When you don't have running water But you have a river Washing dishes is like Taking buckets of water from the river Boiling water pot by bot Filling the sink slowly with the hot water Wait for it to cool enough to put your hands in Add soap, wash your dishes I only have one sink and I can't rinse

There's a lot of terrible things going on that are keeping people occupied... and I'm just trying to focus on the important things once in a while. Like Butts. BUTTS. Just for a minute. Whoops that was a password field.

I live in a world where I can scare away "Men" who are like "Be A Man" with Velcro Shoes. Don't say Velcro, say Hook and Loop Fasteners? Bitch these were sold on the shelf as Velcro Shoes, go sue Sears. Oh wait... But the point is: Scaring away grown men with Velcro Shoes. What about Sandals?

You have a nice butt. I don't care if you don't want to show it to me.

I'm living in a world right now where silly little doo dads are keeping me occupied. Because I can't have butts apparently.

I ask you to show me your butt and I only get one butt. You guys are shy. You don't need to be. I'll look, I won't touch, I promise.

So, remember when I said earlier that I'm just doing the best I can regarding a situation? Well I came out on top, with zero effort. And nobody got hurt. Not even me.

I want to pee the rainbow.

If you're a Tanuki with big balls and stuff... Has anyone ever tried using them as a pillow? What do they dream about?

My Balls Are Always Bouncing My Ball Room Always Full And Everybody Cums and Cums Again. If your name is on the Guestlist No One can take you higher Everyone says I've got Great Balls... You're Fired. ... Big Balls is trending. :D

For some reason I have old Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in my head... Testify Testify Fart a Rainbow At The Sky

Could you please Show me your butt?

Chicken does a body good.

I'm really just doing the best I can in this situation... But it's frustrating... when you're sitting on the solution for something but some contractor is paid to come in and do things, and they break a bunch of shit in the process... Sounds like construction doesn't it? It's actually web.

what if I want someone to bully me a specific way?

My back is kinda unhappy right now.

uhhmm lol is green grass supposed to turn brown when you pee on it?

I'm a tiny little skunk. Can you please hold me?