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ok, cis folks—if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time. S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.* short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵 legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...

Someone came out of the yarn room

i had a dream one night recently where i woke up with half a pizza lying next to me in bed

when you are reading documentation

constructing a beautiful list of rectangles

i know a good amount of cs in theory but have absolutely no idea how to work on a project inside an IDE or make large, well structured programs

I watched this video this morning and it really has been instructive for understanding, well, a lot of behavior. youtu.be/bNOol5OTasw

Every time there's a discussion about YouTube and the algorithm, there are inevitably people who complain about the fact that it will sometimes surface videos that you have already watched. I don't know why anyone complains about that when it reminds you of bangers like this youtu.be/6Ajhzlq42f0

Forget where I first heard it, but I agree with the statement "Every billionaire is a policy failure."

congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs for winning the Super Bowl yet-a-fucking-gain! god damn you guys

one night he got drunk as fuck and threw up aggressively onto our carpet then fell asleep. i tried to cover it with air freshener. ever since then the scent of febreeze reminds me of vomit. there is something unmistakeably vomitlike to the smell of any febreeze air freshener now. so yes

One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment. I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face. And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

what price must i pay to hold a duck

my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks

just want it known that i created the original paul blart flesh mall image some years ago. now there is bootleg paul blart flesh mall merchandise for sale on jeff bezo's flesh mall

had to go to small claims court, wish us luck

Trump 2 lasted a week and 2 days before they were forced to back down from one of their signature policy proposals by not even that much backlash. They're already hideously unpopular. They can be beaten. And we're going to do it again and again and again and again Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I used to work for an elected official as the person who answered their emails. I can tell you from personal experience, if even twenty or thirty people all call an official in a day, they start panicking. This stuff does help.

Some faces with #MRMOTEXT

Friendly reminder that there's a SEGA arcade racer about driving an Ambulance that also lets you play as two people pulling a stretcher at 100 MPH

you gotta be careful about these pizza delivery companies. on the commercials they promise to bring a piping-hot pie straight to your door — what could be better? but it’s too good to be true. these days everything comes with a price tag, and that includes pizza. that’s how they get ya

alright TikTok kids I will now be dispensing advice on how to get rich and start a side hustle. step one: while your loser peers are partying at the club, you need to start locating sources of raw uranium and building a stockpile for future enrichment. step two: Lasers. now the government says don-

i legitimately don’t expect to live past 25

man i just feel so fucking awful about everything i've heard for the last three days and there's, at minimum, 4 years of it. i swear one day in this next week there's gonna be an executive order to kill autistic people on sight.

This really highlights the foundational importance of The Bluesky Way (“immediately block anybody who says anything even remotely unchill to you or to anybody you like”)

Here’s the switchboard number for the House 202-225-3121 and the Senate 202-224-3121. You don’t need to make a speech. Just tell your reps yes or no on a particular vote. It’s that simple. They DO keep tallies, but they can’t read your minds. Calling & writing is like voting. Get in the habit.

Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost. They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong. Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread

if i could get an entire bottle of wendy's ghost pepper ranch sauce i would. its not actually as spicy as ghost peppers and its very good, as someone who has little to no spice experience.

really looking forward to seeing idiotic billionaires wallow in filth entirely above consequences for the rest of my life

slept at a normal time and a normal amount for the first time in goddamn ages, with the exception of an odd bit where i woke up at ~4:30. might not have been good quality sleep since i don’t remember having dreamt anything, but it at least happened

they should start putting escalators outside

The universe is so big and billions of years are so vast that at some point somewhere in it all a perfectly sized asteroid has shot nothing but net straight into an active volcano.

SON OF A FUCK I DON'T WANT TO BE WAKING UP AT 1 PM

WHALES.BMF

Honor his memory by doing something strange, unraveling a riddle within yourself, and working on your favorite projects.

My favourite David Lynch work is his comic, "The Angriest Dog in the World". It used the same pictures but with different words, which might sound familiar to you! I'd never heard of it when I started Dinosaur Comics, but when I discovered it about it a year in, I made sure T-Rex got a dog <3