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Catgirl. Gay. Trans. Professional dumbass (affectionate). Blursed sense of humor (derogatory). Mildly addicted to FFXIV. Gaymer girl and/or gay mergirl. Plural. She/They (with a few exceptions, but they'll tell you if you're talking to them)
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All cops are bastards All cats are beautiful All colonizers are bastards Either way always true

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

Pay a visit to my friendly neighborhood queer-owned sex shop and get something to replace my poor aging WeVibe Wand.

submitted 222 days ago • 1 comment

A loss of nearly 15M voters is definitely not something you can blame on the left. There’s only like 17 of us nationally.

submitted 224 days ago • 19 comments

My body is good and fed up with these huge temperature swings from one day to the next. Went from a high around 70°F yesterday, to an overnight low of 35°, and now our high today is 52°. My joints sound like a tree falling in the forest, and I feel like said tree landed right on me. 😭

submitted 240 days ago • 0 comments

games that let you be all 9 are the only good character creators

submitted 568 days ago • 75 comments

I have eepy bitch disease. And back and body hurts disease. And brain fog disease. This isn't going anywhere, I'm just whining because I can.

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submitted 243 days ago • 3 comments

We made it through another week. www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U8...

submitted 244 days ago • 0 comments

"What is the meaning of this?" King Arthur demanded. "We swore an oath," Lancelot said, "to aid damsels and accept their quests." Galahad nodded. "I met a lady who requested free universal healthcare." "Basic universal income," Percival added. "And universal suffrage," Bors said. #MicroFiction

submitted 252 days ago • 3 comments

If U-Haul doesn’t have a special running today, they are absolutely missing out on a MASSIVE marketing opportunity.

submitted 253 days ago • 2 comments

Sadly, I suspect this would prompt a rather pre-ghost Scrooge-like response from the authors of these laws.

submitted 266 days ago • 0 comments

There's nothing quite like the feeling of stirring up shit on social media whilst deliberately refraining from saying anything of actual substance which could be used against you. *sips her plausible deniabili-tea*

submitted 271 days ago • 0 comments