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cool lighting at the water tower

This cover of "Don't Stop Me Now" is art.

this is, of course, a shitpost, but in fencing a parry is just the deflection of an attack; the parry as it is understood in fencing has been in video games for decades the thing people now call a parry in video games is a different, more specific thing comparing them like this doesn't work

i think my favorite part of genius.com as a lyric site is how often they insist on labeling what part of the song something is. making sure everything is dutifully labeled "verse" or "chorus" or "outro"

new post. generative ai sucks pass it on www.vaudevillegho.st/by-our-own-h...

been looking to actively get into new music lately, enjoying how in music you can apparently give an album a glowing 7/10 review in games if you give something a 7/10 the fans will threaten to murder you and your entire family and will dedicate the rest of their lives to harassing you

what's amazing about this is duolingo is staggeringly bad at teaching things it isn't even on track to replace humans as teachers, it would lose the attention retention it strives for if it were

i have a feeling there's a story here

Trace Elements a collection of essays from @adapalmer.bsky.social and me, coming next March from Tor, now has a cover and back cover copy (and I am really close to finishing checking the proofs) www.amazon.com/Trace-Elemen...

Things are bad, so I'm donating $50 to @transjournalists.org again. They do great, necessary work to improve media coverage of trans issues and communities, including the TJ Stylebook and scholarships. If you can, please match my donation. You can also sign up to give monthly: bit.ly/tja_pride

people always assume my fencing bag is a guitar (presumably because of my effortlessly cool rock star demeanor) and it is probably one of the few situations where people aren't disappointed to be wrong about something

but the dwarves breasted too boobily and too deep

lying to authorities makes you cool and attractive

enjoying this brief shining moment where i have 69 followers i am at the peak of my power and influence

Implemented a new solitaire where at first the cards have ambiguous suit & value, and you need to move them around to reduce their options until they resolve into specific cards (the two-letter combos are to help identify cards before they resolve)

i can never decide how reasonable it is that i'm disappointed whenever some sticker or poster that drew my eye is just, like, viral marketing i get it, you gotta get your name out there, but it sure makes the world feel less magical every time

not sure i want to work for a villain who can't be bothered to specify which social media site they're on

always frustrating when bands don't let you stream full albums on bandcamp i am here because i think you deserve more than the $.003 per stream spotify gives you and i would like to support your work, you gotta work with me here

today in "make up a guy" intrusive thoughts: guy who thinks "i'm going back to new orleans to wear that ball and chain" in "house of the rising sun" is talking about getting married

joey is canadian so giving money to him as an american is technically a subversive act probably! you should do it just to make them mad

this post would have been absolute cohost bait, i think www.vaudevillegho.st/criticizing-...

new post! i enjoyed this film www.vaudevillegho.st/only-the-riv...

hell is empty and all the devils are here

overheard: woman (incredulous, surprised): what's up with that? are we really just not that cool? man (emphatic): no. we're not. we are *not* cool.

This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!

the worst part about being old and decrepit is how jarring it is to hear blink 182 and grizzly bear in the same playlist the youths will never understand

getting real good at remembering i had something i was meaning to do today at 3 am when i'm about to head to bed

the thing i did not make clear in this post, because it was 4 am and i am pretty sure i woke up from a dream to post it, is that i have been studying 19th century french fencing for ten years. this game is set in a fantasy 19th century france. why is she holding her sword like that

really enjoying clair obscur even if i often get hit because i am busy silently critiquing the fencing form of my party members why is your lunge like that

Don't come to the US. Our own elected officials are being arrested for protesting (which is protected by our Constitution). If it's not safe for its own citizens, it's not safe for anyone.

i would like an audience with the council

My first book since Malagash (2017) is coming out this weekend. UNDEAD HUNGRY GRANDMOTHER BIRTHDAY PARTY. I hope you are ready. I'm terrified.