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the world's greatest living essayist & author of fictions, universally beloved internet personality, cohost expat, tv's rcrantz i have more than two problems longer stuff: vaudevillegho.st
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new post! as with all good posts, a bit rambling www.vaudevillegho.st/ode-to-the-h...

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submitted 15 hours ago • 21 comments

i think we could have skipped this part

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every now and then while some big gaming event is happening a small portion of the people i follow on social media just start going absolutely feral over some new announcement without providing any context i always find that fun, i get to play internet sleuth and try to see if i can figure it out

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new post! continuing my cinematic adventures with alice wu's 2004 film "saving face" www.vaudevillegho.st/saving-face-...

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looking for new music making me feel old because like 50% of the time i find some cool indie artist they do not seem to think anyone will want to buy their albums please i just want you to have a little walking around money for making cool tunes let me buy your album

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

heathcliff comics have an unfathomable power

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WEATHER IS HAPPENING

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

it's days like this i really miss gawker

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just thinking about this again

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

best summary of ... this ... sequence of events

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Gonna stop arguing with brainlets on bsky. I'm so grateful for Elon Musk & Donald Trump for snapping me out of it and reminding me of what truly matters: being a sicko peering through the window and laughing

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

i feel like this poster is for exactly one person

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

PM2.5 MODERATE AQI OF 69 CURRENTLY

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

was exploring the ol' drafts folder and found this, like, 85% done and i thought what was there was actually good, so i finished it off. character sketch of the same characters i've been writing about lately www.vaudevillegho.st/three-memori...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

on a lark i looked at blogger's stats page for my old blog (you know, the one i haven't updated since 2022) allegedly i'm averaging about 500 views a day! seems legit

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

my hottest take is that no one should be putting things that happened at a corporate marketing event in spoiler tags

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

new short story! playing all that ace attorney made me want to do a murder story, so here we are. www.vaudevillegho.st/silence-is-g...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

i wrote someone an email recently and very nearly decided to cancel the whole attempt when i realized i probably needed to include a subject line

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Re-sharing for #Pride my Queer History rundown of the LGBTQIA+ Renaissance; people are always surprised how many super famous names are on the list!

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

there’s a valuable lesson here for democrats in that voters want politicians to be bold and clearly stand FOR SOMETHING but i have a feeling democrats will continue opening TACO trucks in front of the white house or begging for war with iran instead sadly

submitted 6 days ago • 60 comments

was reading through ancient blog entries, looked at my old blogger profile on a whim. i musta been in some kinda mood when i wrote this

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i was going to be productive tonight but then i decided to try to get my music library off youtube music "oh, it isn't organizing files. that's fine, i can just sort via metadata later." "...oh, it has arbitrarily stripped metadata from 2000 files. oh no." fortunately i have backups

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i linked an earlier draft of this in a post earlier but it bears re-sharing. it is extremely cool

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is the kind of intersection that'd have two traffic lights back the back. For fun.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

one of the office towers downtown has added pulsing rainbow lighting to its escalators for pride in the year of our lord 2025 i'm taking this as a victory

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

trying a new thing with this current short story where i "don't just post it immediately" and "give it a second pass after letting it sit for a couple days" and my brain is really not good at this

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

algorithm article this week was like "7 traits psychology tells us people who don't make a big deal of their birthdays have!" item 1: "they're introverted" here we go item 2: "they're emotionally intelligent" item 3: "they're very kind and caring" i think the writer was subtweeting their roommate

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

"George woke up and remembered that he remembered giraffes existed." A short story: www.patreon.com/posts/giraff...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i feel like my google news algorithm is getting more unhinged lately

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.

submitted 9 days ago • 254 comments

/ UR 2025 ATLANTIC HORRORBLOB SEASON BEGINS 2MORRO / O WAT FUN NAMES HAS THE WORLD METEOROLOGICAL ORGANIZATION PICKED 4 THIS YEARS HORRORBLOBS / & HOW MANY OF THESE NAMES WILL BE RETIRED / AS UR EXPECTING ABOVE AVG AMOUNTS OF HORRORBLOBS THIS HORRORBLOB SEASON / U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

new post! as my grandfather always said before he passed, might as well turn the intrusive thoughts into blog material www.vaudevillegho.st/perception/

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

public apology: today i saw the fattest pigeon i have ever seen and i was too slow getting my camera out and it flew away mea maxima culpa

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

here's my pitch to come play clair obscur, everyone's goty candidate: it's a story about a band of nerds who get together to save france from an extremely unpopular artist

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment