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A more accurate definition could not possibly exist!

Who did this. 🤣

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

Trump working hard today as Americans struggle to pay their bills

💯 this!!!

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You guys wanna see a dead body 🤣💀

Dear Leader is a winner 🏆

Welcome

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

Oh myyy 😂

“Got any rare minerals?”

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y’all are wild

Fortunately nobody in the White House can leak their trade war plans, because there aren’t any.

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

Summer holiday sorted, 4 nights in Paris, then 4 nights in London. Trying the Eurostar train for the first time🙂

MISSED CONNECTION: You were leaving the dog park, I was arriving. Our eyes met... There were sparks. I need to see you again. My chip # is 148A27J98614Z. Have your person track me.

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Incredible, richest man in the world. $0 in taxes.

Just remind people this:

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Donald Trump delivering remarks at the DOJ is like Pontius Pilate giving an Easter speech

There’s only one way to deal with Russia—With total victory for Ukraine. We arm Ukraine. We provide extensive intelligence. We open supply chains. We provided humanitarian aid. We guarantee NATO membership. Sociopaths only feel pain. apple.news/AMhAau0i-SJq...

Please share this ‘far and wide’…👇 Let’s take the ‘court jester’ out of the equation once and for all, shall we?! You know what to do. 🤚 Let’s. Do. This. ✨

If I were a billionaire, I'd use my wealth (and my fame) to help people less fortunate than me. I certainly wouldn't be using it to demonize the less fortunate, and troll and crush them with the social media company I bought. That's why people hate that fucker.