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Is there a way to say "I pledge to make weekly donations to the legal fund and/or prison commissary account for the person that does it" that won't get me arrested?

if you remade The Six Million Dollar Man today it would be about a normal american with a chronic medical issue

If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.

Idk feels like the president declaring himself King ought to be A1 headline stuff

we all know this classic way

Join us this Sunday at 6:30pm at Strike Theater in NE Mpls for our Anti-Racist Show! A bunch of white people (and Duck) take on racist fuckwads the only way we know how: vicious mockery. Tickets are $15+fees in advance and $20 at the door. See you Sunday night!

Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

You say: they shutdown USAID. You mean: they illegally broke in to a secure facility over a weekend, hijacked sensitive data on vulnerable people and US businesses, destroyed property Americans paid for, cut off resources for sick and hungry families, and fired Americans across the country.

The most efficient donation you can make is just giving people money. There's zero administrative overhead for giving cash to someone that needs it.

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

"Target makes room for bigotry in corporate policy" "Target gives up fight against inequity" "Target decides that racism is fine, actually"

Trump just literally eliminated an Executive Order to reduce the price of prescription drugs. They are ripping you off, personally. They never gave a shit about the price of anything.

"We can't know what was in Elon Musk's heart and soul when he did the nazi salute multiple times. Also, we apparently can't read his posts on social media full of explicit nazi support." -Fools and enablers

Minnesotans pronounce Mall of America like "malmurika."

"What do we want?" Performative politics! "When do we want it?" At the last minute for the exciting vibes, but too late to be effective!

"I'll quit drinking if you let me run the Pentagon" is the most alcoholic thing anybody has ever said.

“Whether you live in Minnesota or not, pay attention to this story. GOP coup attempts will continue to manifest in different ways whenever voters try to stop them from exercising minority rule.”

"Never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with a clown!" "What about side-by-side with a friend?" "Aye, I'm lovin' it."

Rep. Freiberg addresses the appalling, lawless seizure of power attempted by #Minnesota #GOP #Republicans earlier this week.

If only he had four years as President to do literally any of those things, or to use the powers of the office to advance the cause in any way. But instead we had no choice but to apologize to Merrick Garland by letting him not do any of that.

See you Sunday!

Via @motherjones.com, Republicans Attempt Power Grab in Minnesota #mnleg www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Craziness. Republicans in Minnesota basically doing a little coup, electing a speaker with no quorum, as DFLers have boycotted the start of #mnleg session. They are going against the Secretary of States ruling of no quorum.

The Werewolf Olympics: 1st Place - Gold medal 2nd Place - Death 3rd Place - Bronze Medal

Here's how Mayor Frey's rich friends at "All of Mpls" will attempt to confuse you about encampments in an election year. They tell you the city council is trying to legalize encampments. First: that's not true. But they want the focus to be on making sure it's illegal.

the Dream King had a choice to make: change or die. he chose to not to change. Morpheus was always a stand in for Gaiman, for good and (increasingly clearly) for ill.

It was inevitable, but it’s still good to be aware that this is happening here, now. If you see suspicious account/comment, remember: Don’t engage. Don’t argue. Don’t clap back. Don’t screenshot and share. Just block and move on. today.rtl.lu/news/busines...