velvetwatermelon.bsky.social
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Musk is not stupid, but MAGA supporters are, and he knows it. He's playing them like a cheap violin. He knows exactly what he's doing.
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Gout Gout is good good.
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Absolutely, utterly no doubt about the No.1 though. WHMS is perfect.
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I prefer listening to Mary-Brett Punish.
youtu.be/SzYi-Pgg1e8?...
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Way too latefor that. He's like Milhouse, promising Dutton's Nelson Muntz he'll do anything he says if he'll just stop being mean to him.
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It's a PR battle the ABC reckon they can win. They've lurched further to the right in recent years. In AL, they have an enemy that conservative Australia hates: a woman of colour who doesn't know her place. Porter, Lehmann etc had News Ltd on their side, whereas AL has nobody with power or influence
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Just listened to the episode, good to hear you back.
Alas, you didn't mention the biggest jaw-dropper from this Frontline episode. Jase speaks!
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Me neither. I assume today's ep will be David Speers proposing the notion that Peter Dutton is the saviour we need, and Greg Sheridan, Phil Coorey and Judith Sloan agreeing for an hour. Extra smug on display.
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Followed by a lengthy thinkpiece by David Speers: "Why Dee Medigan's response on Radio National is very bad news for Albo".
Followed by Speers inviting Greg Sheridan, Judith Sloan and Phil Coorey on to Insiders to spend an hour discussing why Peter Dutton might just be the greatest man ever born.
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No, you've got this one wrong. Their saxophonist Frank Married was the only member who wasn't married.
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Well deserved. 👏
BTW Chris, 1993 called. It wants its outfit back.
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Took until the very end of the tournament, but the crowds at this Open have finally redeemed themselves. The boorish, drunken yobbos (and Ch 9 reporters), excused and validated by the organisers, have been superseded by this lone voice. Good on her, and hopefully Zverev continues to be questioned.
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I give it six months before Trump is publicly demanding she wins big at the next Grammys.
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*hard-earned*
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I'm a CPA. I can tell you, the sense of entitlement amongst "self-funded" retirees with an absolute shitload in their SMSF is gargantuan. They've convinced themselves that every single cent they have is head-earned, completely deserved, and the government owes them everything. No exceptions.
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Yeah, it was an unmitigated disaster. Someone needs to tell his heart. His achy breaky heart.
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Wait until you find out toasted marshmallows are just toasted marshmallows.
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I think it's time you and Dower came up with your own cryptocurrency. SIZZLECOIN.
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The same people defending Jones - the anti-woke, you're-not-allowed-to-say-nuffink-no-more, nobody-can-take-a-joke-anymore crowd - are the same ones losing their fucking minds at Barney Ronay having a cheeky little dig at Sam Konstas. Go figure.
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I guess Vanilla Ice must have already been booked that day.
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Sadly, "Mr Orange" is already taken. Maybe Mr Sunset.
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I read anything written by Tony Abbott in his voice. "Countries...ummm...have a...have a....right....errrm.. and....ummm...even a.....duty..."
Makes it more fun.
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Dolphins. And it's not even close.
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I prefer;
Dear 2024,
Get fucked.
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Pretty certain Andrew Symonds still holds this record. Took it from Andrew Strauss who took it from Andrew Hilditch.
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Who makes the podium? I'm tipping Newfoundland, KwaZulu-Natal and Gujarat.
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His mother was murdered by her boyfriend in 2007.