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Freelance automotive journalist Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
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Doctors HATE this one contraption

The only site more humorless than this site is Reddit

What’s the deal with these MFs? They got wheels on em already

Thinking about the Honda Navi

I've been a World War II Guy (TM) since elementary school. The more I read about D-Day, the more I realize how absolutely insane the landings were. 156,000 Allied soldiers were involved in the landings and they were assisted by 6,939 naval vessels which, in turn, were manned by 195,700 people.

Going for a walk

AI Brendan should die. I think AI Brendan should be killed. I hate AI Brendan, and the vengeance of the Lord should be swift and decisive upon AI Brendan.

I found 2 ancient digital cameras at the thrift store for $5 each. The Sony takes AA batteries and fires up right away. I need to charge the Canon. Neither take SD cards. Lol

My bio on SlashGear got a little badge that shows how long I've been working there. This picture, taken at a Meijer in Novi, Michigan at 10:30pm, is about as close as I'm ever willingly going to get to a professional headshot.

"That looks like suspicious to us"

What’s the coolest thing I can think of? Easy. Master Chief wearing Air Jordan 1s.

It’s the littlest Witch-King of Angmar

I got some little plastic guys

Is Toyota looking for a driver? I would drive the HELL out of this

on god I will never get gunked by the gunkster

What the absolute hell is wrong with these guys?

Tupolev Tu-95 long range strategic bombers only do this when they're VERY scared.