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This is an Even Longer Drive for Someone with Something to Think About

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Starbucks is just destined to be Boycotted for something.

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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

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Wait, my Jamaican friend just told me that Wemby is gonna miss the rest of the bloodclaat season. What happened?

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The best version of the B-52s is probably Pixies or Dirty Projectors. The worst version of the B-52s is probably the B-52s.

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One day, I’ll watch the Super Bowl at the American Football House

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It shouldn’t be considered a credible threat to say I want to fire a politician into the sun. I don’t have a cannon, let alone one with that much power. I’m just yapping.

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I realized yesterday I’d never heard a song by Fugazi. I realized today I fucking love Fugazi.

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Wokeness was the rusty nail keeping this country together.

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Dave Longstreth has the most complete understanding of what makes the B-52s great.

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There’s romantic tension in this story? www.nytimes.com/athletic/613... Scoot Henderson, Toumani Camara and their secret dream for the Trail Blazers

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The next QB of the Jets should be a young, hungry, promising player on a manageable contract. Picture unrelated.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Conor Lamb, apology will never be enough

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Experiencing stochastic terrorism (guy on the bus playing Super Bowl highlights out loud)

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And now is the time when we see what companies REALLY gots women’s backs,,, the world is watching 👀

submitted 10 days ago • 403 comments

The Chiefs are the Modern American Team. A once exciting decaying juggernaut consistently scrapping by despite obvious flaws, preventing promising up and comers from building a legacy, only to collapse at the precipice of something special.

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Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

submitted 13 days ago • 724 comments

Football is still beautiful

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Cooper DeJean is white CB Jackie Robinson.

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That score box looks disgusting.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I have so many things to say about my naked body and there’s no real good place to say them.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

One of my oddest observations about losing weight: it’s absurd how little ass I have. Negative cake. My shit concave. When I do glutes, it only gets denser, like it’s collapsing into a singularity. Every other part of my body looks better. My ass was bad and is getting worse.

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“My life a movie” - I say clearly thinking of The Killing of a Sacred Deer.

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i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

submitted 18 days ago • 1757 comments

no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person

submitted 19 days ago • 620 comments

Today's newsletter: www.readtpa.com/p/the-media-...

submitted 19 days ago • 32 comments

Someone just said their social security was supposed to arrive today and hasn't. So people are already in grave danger. I hope that folks keep that top of mind. People's material needs are already being impacted.

submitted 19 days ago • 166 comments

If I was Drake, I’d consider harakiri.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Chief.

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"No one ever thought this would happen" is dishonest and journalists not pointing that out are doing you all a disservice. Many people said word for word this would happen. You just didn't respect those people. And you need to be honest instead of the feigned surprise for sympathy.

submitted 20 days ago • 105 comments

A four minute anthem about Drake being a pedophile just swept the Grammy's

submitted 20 days ago • 19 comments

Same exact thing.

submitted 21 days ago • 60 comments

Mark Cuban has been asleep since Luka got traded.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve seen terror in my trans friends eyes that will haunt me for the rest of my life. Meet the moment with the severity it deserves.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

To a team in the fucking West too! Miriam Adelson, you will start to cough in 7 days.

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I thought this was a Jason Kidd tweet.

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