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Trans folks are people, jabroni. These are our siblings, our peers, our families, our children. Humanism is, in fact, politically popular if you’re brave enough to make a case for it. Quit fucking around.

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just found a job opening for my literal dream job (middle school, class size of 12, all curriculums) and i am feeling so so so hopeful. if you give even the smallest shit about me please think some hopeful thoughts for me for this position.

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When I hear the “psssst” of a really cold Dr Pepper

submitted 20 hours ago • 5 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

submitted 2 days ago • 909 comments

gotta be real if your VERY IMPORTANT YOUTUBE LINK has MULTIPLE CLAUSES IN ALL CAPS and is transparently ENGAGEMENT BAIT??? then I’m gonna BLOCK YOU ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS because I’m neither A CHILD nor A FUCKING MARK

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We tend to think that rare recordings are from 50+ years ago. But the cd that a busker is trying to sell for a couple bucks is a rare recording now. They don’t have to be old.

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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

submitted 3 days ago • 92 comments

you can really tell who’s never worked in the service industry based on who romanticizes the concept of the Small Business lol

submitted 3 days ago • 155 comments

no i was literally saying exactly this, i also don’t think my alarm snoozes should count as “pick ups”

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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.

submitted 5 days ago • 693 comments

As a kid in the 90s I think I just expected I'd be an adult woman who voices a boy character one day, like mandatory service or something.

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recently got rickrolled by a coworker. she crocheted a fucking qr code and made me scan it. as i did i said “this better not be a fucking rickroll” and it was and i fell out of my chair laughing

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God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

submitted 5 days ago • 295 comments

You don't have to "craft" anything, you let trans people use the bathroom they want and you ban creep behavior. That's already the policy in most public bathrooms in the US and has been for decades. Cis men pretending to be trans so they can assault women in bathrooms is vanishingly rare.

submitted 4 days ago • 111 comments

Dolly Parton spoke.

submitted 5 days ago • 292 comments

Bezos destroying the post opinion pages is just another reminder: Conservatives think free speech is when they can say what they want and when you can say what they want.

submitted 5 days ago • 158 comments

not only are we cooked, it’s a fucken tiktok recipe

submitted 6 days ago • 24 comments

He looks like a guy who swears he dressed up "exactly like Pitbull" for a Halloween party he wasn't even invited to

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bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

submitted 7 days ago • 70 comments

everyone keeps telling me they love my silver shiny loafers and every time i resist the urge to tell them “thanks, they smell terrible because they’re the only shoe i never wear socks with!” also fit pic was a three man job today

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

lost in the supermarket by the clash

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people get all territorial about their niche ass grocery stores and food lion is out here offering double your money back if you don’t like their rice krispies knockoff. power to the people. hail food lion

submitted 6 days ago • 35 comments

"Dillon, along with six other attendees, were there for the unveiling of a painstaking project: A quilt honoring the nearly 600 victims of forced sterilization in state prisons who are still alive today." #Craftiverse missionlocal.org/2025/02/forc...

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Donnie Darko is a sweet boy.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

A forever relevant plot point in Donnie Darko is how the Sparkle Motion coach wants to ban literature at the school—claiming it is pornography—while also obsessing over a hacky self-help guru / influencer who is himself revealed to be a pedophile.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

good morning from this food not bombs south philly ig caption i like “the things you do together will change you both”

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

okay thanks co-star 💗

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It's no surprise to me I'm am a sea anemone, cuz every now and then i sting the living shit out of me

submitted 8 days ago • 44 comments

train museum (m’s belated valentine’s day present to me)

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when robert frost said “and miles to go before i sleep” i really felt that

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as a society I feel we have focused way too much on Dolly Parton singing 'Jolene' and not nearly enough on '9 to 5' (socfemme anthem) and 'why'd u come in here looking like that' (horny anthem)

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

submitted 9 days ago • 140 comments

movies you’ve watched more than 6 times, gifs only

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watching yellowjackets SPOILER where shauna’s brakes fail and i told madison “omg this just happened in the nancy drew book i just finished!!” and honestly i am shocked i am not single after that outburst

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If you are feeling hungry for community and if you’re like me, there’s at least one person you love who you’ve been meaning to reach out to—to share appreciation for, to share cherished memories with—for quite a while now. Now is the time. Maybe start with a text. “I’ve been thinking about you.”

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

if you want to understand the values that can save this country, look up your local addiction recovery meeting and go listen to people

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

True story: Team USA wanted their goal song to be by Lynyrd Skynyrd because they wanted to celebrate all the plane crashes in the last month

submitted 11 days ago • 30 comments

happy severance eve to those who celebrate

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

WOOOOOOOOOOOF

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girl dinner (extra toasty cheez its & pretzel m&m’s)

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Alcohol doesn't turn people into somebody they're not. It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves. And that’s no joke.

submitted 15 days ago • 56 comments

Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another. “You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments