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vermonter. held together by coffee & tattoos.
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i love vermont, but i could do without mud season.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

she's a 10 but farts in a jar for OnlyFans

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

woke up miserable. who wants to build a blanket fort and hide from the world with me?

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

You don’t fuck with veterans or seniors that’s not up for debate

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

submitted 22 hours ago • 236 comments

I toot my own horn all the time, not that it's any of your business.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong

submitted 23 days ago • 203 comments

I’m I don’t eat popcorn bc it gets stuck in my teeth years old

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

i’d rather watch ring doorbell footage of your dog taking a shit than your gopro snowboarding video.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i get to pick the music at the tattoo shop tonight i hope everyone likes the kinks

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

My life just flashed before my eyes and it was like watching a commercial for ibuprofen.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

how dare you make the things i want expensive!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

who wants my ding-a-ling in they hoo-ha?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

How do you say namaste without feeling like a twat waffle?

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

Who up, rama lamming their ding dongs?

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

ARE THE HOT SINGLES IN THE ROOM WITH US NOW?

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments