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🇦🇺 Sandal-wearing layabout in Tropical Queensland 🇨🇦
Canada born, Canberra raised, now thoroughly tropical. 🏝
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No pretense of finding a Corporal Robert E. Lee who fought in WW2?
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In totally unrelated news, Stephen Miller is reportedly asking the White House doctor about the long-term effects of priapism.
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Just do it.
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I'm wondering if Chas fought to do four and a half hours and then have it played back at 1.5x speed as default.
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So, should we expect three or four a week?
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An Australian cop married to an American member of the military is pretty much a recipe for right wing politics over there. So this one is especially going to resonate in Australian media as “nobody is safe to travel in the U.S. anymore.”
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How would Trump react if Apple announced his threat worked and they have chosen a site to build a US factory?
camarapr.org
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Hmmm.... Hey #Apple
camarapr.org
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Maybe Apple should open a factory in Puerto Rico.
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r a t a t a t
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I'm Australian... I was embarrassed when Australia's PM bit into a raw onion.
How do Americans cope with that arsehole in office?
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Relatedly, did Tyrannosaurus rex have arms long enough to reach said penis and give itself a good time?
#Dinowank
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Weird that Jesus is shown as whiter than Duffy.
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ChatGPT does it.
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The first paragraph was deliberately vague as bait.
The second should give away the fact I meant the first Queenslander. Sheesh. The hash tag and the reference to southern bigotry should have been enough.
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How many Greens leaders have been from the Sunshine State?
I thought the last paragraph was obvious enough.
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No, I didn't mean that. Try reading it again.
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Glass ceiling finally broken.
Well past time the Greens joined the 21st century and elected one leader. Labour and the Coalition were way ahead.
Congratulations #Queenslander! The southern bigotry takes a backwards step.
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Looks flammable.
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No, he said eekwalyze. It means the same thing but it's totally new.
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What if the smoke is rainbow coloured?
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Cost of crackers crisis hitting hard in the UK.
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I thought the kill switch was being installed on foreign sales, but instead they've installed a suicide switch on US ones
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Big arseholes who are sad about having fewer golf courses should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it.
Tax the rich.
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From one chat: "Hey Steve, I'll be at there at 1800 so have some gin ready for me because I'll need it after we send those FA18s into Sanaa from the south at 1700. Thanks! You're the best bartender ever!"
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I seem to have lost count of the hiatuses over the years. So many...
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It is hard to settle on a suitable bribe to get rid of a bribery case, isn't it?
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Do they not realise that Obi Wan's lsaber is light blue, Darth Vader's is red, and Trump's is off-white, short, and mushroom-shaped?
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But Sharri Markson had "internal" polling that assured us the Libs were at least going to make it close?
Will she admit she pulled it out of her arse?
#SkyNews #Election2025 #AusVotes
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/a...
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A nice enough result to be tempted to switch over to Sky for a bit of a laugh, but it seems I previously deleted the channel.
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If you're in Brisbane, maybe you should drop in to his office at Level 7 420 George St and make sure he's okay.