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Sunday morning coming down (from the three pounds of chocolate chip cookie dough I ate last night).

Cleaned one room, which somehow resulted in messing up four other rooms.

Silver tongued, that's me. Silver tongue, silver lips, silver nose. I'm huffing.

Kitty woke up hungry. As usual.

Please don't crop your dogs ears or declaw your cat. That's all.

Reading comprehension is at an all time fucking low, I tell you what.

Yard-saling for the soul.

To the courtyard with you, you’re getting stoned Well alright, alright, alright

For a bunch of atheists, you sure seem to care a lot about the death of a cartoonishly dressed cult leader.

Getting very high to own the libs.

I keep my location on an awful lot for someone who never leaves the house.

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

Way too much regurgitated news, not enough originality.

I find your dowry, ten cans of Dinty Moore beef stew, to be acceptable.

That's my generation's focus.

Lose myself in music, or a movie, or mother nature... anywhere but my mind.

Rise and shine and fall to pieces.

Garlic butter everything.

Saw this stunning beauty

This coffee better wake me up

Like what do you even say to all this?

Last night a dj saved my life.

Cease AND desist? In this economy?

How I arrived on bluesky

Might need to get my toes in the chilly ocean tomorrow.

Oh, you're a stallion? Allow me to introduce you to my pink pony club.

Willing the microplastics to accumulate where the cartilage used to be.

Aw man, not this again.

i have two sides insane and insane ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵏᵉʳ

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Happy chocolate bunny day! 🐰

Do Easteroids dream of electric Peeps