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Cannot believe I’m living through this shit
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1) I voted for Harris. 2) Fuck off, you dipshit centrist.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Do you think it kills the Cuomo brothers, know that their dad would’ve voted for Mamdani?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

andrew cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying but these generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness, are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

NEW YORK TO CUOMO: DROP DEAD

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

We are so cooked.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Can you imagine if BlueSky had been around when Ben Franklin was alive. The ultimate combo politics/horny poster.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Karate chops for cheeseburgers

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

We’re kitten-sitting this week and Harvey Milk is all tuckered out

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

wtf

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

The before is 100x better than the after. I get so mad when I think upon the homogenized horrors that couple from Texas have inflicted upon our country.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

“The other loads won’t be that big, that’s two weeks’ worth.” It’s laundry night, you perverts.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

After all these years I’m ashamed to admit I have no idea what vibing means

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

A bit of unprompted advice: Never act like, and certainly never say, that you “discovered” a cool unknown neighborhood. Dealing with that in my neighborhood of 42 years and these children can eat shit and die.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Random, but: The problem with Cincinnati’s mayor is that he’s all style and no substance. A Crest smile and a nice head of hair, but… not much else.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

So it’s a klan robe with a rainbow string. Basically.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve always felt public corruption should be a capital offense. It is more insidious and harmful to the social order than even murder.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

My general vibe is that Gen X and Boomers are deeply into AI and millennials want it hanged, drawn, and quartered.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Is that a promise??

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when Cranley said voters gave him a mandate to stop the streetcar? Lmao. Lmfaooooooooooo.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Continuing in the theme, we have the one where 😳 is secretly a frog www.etsy.com/listing/1039...

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Why is this the shot they chose of the Call of the Wild Large Bullfrog Toad Garden Sculpture?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments