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Me: Are you on bluesky? Meatspace friend: Yeah, lemme find you... oh! You have a lot of followers and--wow, that's a lot of posts! Me: [under my breath] we call them skeets

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

My partner: but just think who might be playing? The line up could be anyone! Me: Imma stop you right there, the line up will be three headliners I got bored of 20 years ago, a novelty act and the remainder will be made up of people I have never heard of and have no desire to learn about

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

My partner has bought tickets for us and zee child to go to Download next year and I am trying to not be a miserable shit but I honestly can't think of a bigger fucking nightmare than being sober at a festival with an easily overstimulated 11 year old for three days in literally any kind of weather

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Once again begging people who are complaining about their fans just moving warm air around to buy a lil spray bottle and give themselves a lil spritz. I promise, it's dead good. Dead dead good.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

In fact, now I think about it, every band I knew were writing protest songs. All my artist friends were making anti-war posters and stickers and fliers. The idea that there was no resistance is absolutely fucking laughable and anyone pushing that line of bullshit needs to lose some teeth

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I know a lot of people who marched in protests. I know virtually no one who bought the WMD bullshit. I also know no one who supported the war. This is barely 20 years ago.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

To the tune of Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time": I just feel so angry all the time Angry all the time Angry all the tiiiiiime

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

There’s a light in summer where the sun makes everything pink as it goes down and maybe it’s raining a little. You can feel that everyone you hope to see again will be there at some point, eventually, maybe. And the air is something you can breathe without fear. That’s something to enjoy

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

As my fruity little mohawk grows out it's really giving "David Tennant asked you to Meet Him at McDonald's" energy and I don't know if I hate it

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" Yeah, well I asked your parents and they said you're a disappointment

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, I've got like two (small) jobs to do before I go enjoy things and like, I really need to just get up and do them and halp

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus, the man's got a face that's in want of a brick to the teeth. Look, I know it's fun watching two of the worst people fight, but c'mon folks, I was trying to eat.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I have just discovered that it's not Friday and therefore, that I am not at work tonight. And the sun is out. And the kid's at his grandparents after school. And my best mates having drinks in his backyard. And I already did a bunch of housework so I didn't have to do it when I got back from work.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I just want you to know that if my feed on here was a pub, I'd buy y'all a drink. Then we'd all go and burn the Zuckerberg Arms to the fucking ground

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I will not skeet the take that is in my head. That is an inside take. It does not belong outside of my skull. It is only there because my brain is tired. It will go away if I ignore it.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

For real though, feels like either nothing's going to happen at all or tomorrow some of us wake up in a very different world. Fingers crossed, 'eh

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We're yucking and larking in the chat because The Implication here is too fucking fucked to be serious about

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

As we seem to be accumulating pointless arseholes at a speed even post-Clarkson Top Gear failed to achieve, now feels like a good time to remind people that they WANT you to argue and dunk and get pissed with them. Don't. Fuck 'em. Fuck the fuckin lot of them

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

One time, Charlie Brown forgot to feed Snoopy his supper so the beagle ate Woodstock. Sparky Schulz replaced him with an identical bird and no one was the wiser

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

Hot off the heels of getting called a twink the other day, I present this absolute belter of an interaction Me: I dunno, I mean I'm bi but in a straight marriage and I'm cis so I guess that's like... Friend: yeah but you dress like a 90s lesbian Me: ...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I don't know man, I didn't do it

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about it, I don't know any Discordians who joined a sect or cabal or whatever. Everyone either formed their own or did the solo thing. I don't know if this makes the People's Front of Judea/Judean People's Front thing more or less likely to happen or if we're just Like That on purpose

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Someone is playing a flute, just distantly enough for me to be unable to tell if they're good at it or not

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Me: hungry Brain: no worries you brought snacks, all you have to do is sit up and get them Me: Brain: Me: Brain: Me: seriously though, hungry

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'll go you one further: if you read this and didn't do the clack clack motion with your fingers you are also probably a droid

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This world thrives on chaos… find the artists, creatives

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

We need some of that No King's energy over here tbh. We've got two and they're both cunts

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Loving the No Kings thing. We should do that in the UK. With guillotines.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments