vexedfluxation.bsky.social
I'm just trying to slip into something more comfortable, like a rage induced coma. Join the Dogs of Sinope, Hail Eris and don't drink in nazi bars, motherfuckers
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I already collapsed, why shouldn't everyone else get a little treat?
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It sucks man, especially when what you're asking for is so reasonable
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My dude, I hear you.
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The only thing America is manufacturing right now
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Rule 34ing everyone who read your post into a state of eternal insomnia. Truly some powerful magic.
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I was watching the video of the lady who first said "alternative facts" and I was thinking about how fucking wild that seemed at the time. Then I remembered the time to Tonty made WMDs sexy and I thought, shit, we've always been fucked
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I'd lend you mine but I'm too hot to move
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Oooh, I have a thing for this. Get a little spray bottle and give yourself a little spritz, then sit in front of the fan. This was the only thing that really helped when I was isolating with COVID in my 35⁰ attic a few summers back
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I guess what I'm saying is yeah, fuck yeah.
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He nails it though. That's how how I'm judging my social media. That's why most of my moots left Twitter, I guess. We simply do not drink in nazi bars.
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Hah, it's not like labour went on a big ol' purge of left leaning members for criticising the party's rightward lurch. No sirree
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I am sorry to hear this is happening but also happy to point out that Turbo Vaccine Diarrhea scans perfectly to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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I think it's because the desire to appear normal genuinely drives some people insane.
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Sanity? In this fucking economy?
I guess the other reason for the yucking and larking is so tomorrow we can say "hah, we knew it was bollocks aaaaall along" and then we shall sniff our own farts and congratulate ourselves on being very clever and funny.
Actually, Imma get a head start
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Huh. I didn't think basic human decency was in the shuffle but it's nice to be surprised
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Haaaang on, I thought we already had legal abortion
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Pretty sure I used to own that Hüsker Dü tee, so yeah, that tracks
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Like, I don't even know what that means homie, but I am assuming 90s lesbians we're just swagged up to fuck and hot as all hell because why else would you say that to me?
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Can't be. I'm far too irresponsible and low effort to be given clout. I would for sure use it for evil
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I don't get it, I've got like 900 followers but interact with maybe 20 people? What are the other 880 here for?
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Seems like the threshold for breaking containment and attracting a Kind of Guy into replies is waaaay lower these days