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NYTs Bestselling Author of 42 novels & counting. LIBERAL. 💙 Hater of 🤡🍊 Mussolini. 🐕 ♥️ 🤓📚🫖. 🚫DMs trying to “get to know” me. Men, Stop treating this site as a place to get your perv on. 🤮
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What we witnessed was a political kidnapping of an elected official and I don't know what more to say than that.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

I feel like we've been saying this forever but it's worth saying again. Book bans do not exist in a vacuum. They're not one off events. Book bans are the canary in the coal mine. They usher in an era of censorship, fascism, violent scapegoating. Authors, join the fight: @authorsabb.bsky.social!!

A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.

The difference between one of the happiest societies, Norway and America is that in Norway they spend $300 million helping the homeless dude on the sidewalk, while in America they spend $300 million rebuilding Alcatraz. Do you get it yet?

Can we have him hang out in the Oval for a bit? Maybe park him riiiiiiiiiiiight next to 🍊🤡 Mussolini—for maximum effect.

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

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Given that most, if not all MAGA merch is made in China, I'll be really curious to see what happens to their pricing and availability 😁

Yaaaaaaaaas!!!!! 🙌🏻🥳

RFK Jr and Statistics:

This is for the people who are adamantly refusing to accept self diagnosis as valid... you are focusing way too hard on the wrong thing. Many of the people you are attempting to exclude ARE autistic... formal diagnosis or not.

The CRAZY thing nobody is talking about too is that nothing is ever gonna be cheap again. If corporations see that we’ll pay these elevated prices, they have no reason to not make those prices their baseline

Heads up: When you see a post from someone you agree with, but you are reluctant to “like” or share it, that is the opposite of resistance. It’s a fear based decision and obeying in advance. Shed the comfort zone. It’s where Democracy goes to die.

Is Vegas taking bets on which job Little Marco will be *most* incompetent at?

Trump is really out here asking SCOTUS to let Elon’s DOGE access Social Security??? They are not just coming for your check—they are coming for the whole damn system.

With all the talk of product shortages , I think it should be said that products will first find their way to densely populated areas first and everywhere else, last This certainly will hurt all those red counties. How they react to their shelves being everything will define the midterms

Dr. Anthony Fauci urges Americans not to accept "Normalization of Untruths".

Here is a baby otter to make you feel better about everything.

This is the message. You may like Pritzker, you may not, but whomever the new leaders of a reformed democratic party are, they will carry this message. This is the way to win. My two cents.

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

BREAKING: While there are only 195 countries in existence, Trump claims he is doing deals with 200 Here is the list of the other 5: 1. Wakanda 2. Margaritaville 3. Alderaan 4. Atlantis 5. Narnia

Walz: An hour by hour day by day basis, the President has chosen, chosen to throw our economy into turmoil. We are talking about a guy that slapped a 10% tariff on an island populated only by penguins. It would be funny as hell if it wasn't true and stupid.

Push Shitler’s approval ratings into the 30s and keep them there. Keep highlighting the corruption, and keep up the ridicule.

Trump: hey Vladdy *bashful toe twist* Putin: what Trump: could you, like, stop attacking Kyiv? Putin: no Trump: well, I tried. Fuck you Zelenskyy

The same shit, different assholes

Tesla sales in Europe plunged 36% in March, the third consecutive monthly fall, while European EV sales grew 17% in March. Burn it to the ground!

Brilliant. 🙌🏻

How long before we find out there’s no deal with China and this stock market rally was just another way for them to manipulate the markets?

Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

There is nothing more anxiety inducing than KNOWING your brain functions differently, & are often labeled “difficult”, “immature”, or a “problem”, & not knowing how to “fix” yourself to make yourself acceptable to “normal” people. And acting “normal” when you’re autistic is fucking exhausting.

Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?

Me: [texting from car] "can you come out?" Daughter: "yeah, give me a minute." [texting bubbles] Daughter: "mom, I'm bisexual." Me: "I know that silly. Can you come out to the car?" Daughter: "Car, I'm bisexual."

I still see people grappling with the idea that once we vote this out (assuming that can even happen) that there will be some new day for America and the thing is, even if we more or less manage to walk away from a crash landing, this is the rest of our lives.

Let's elevate the fighters: Van Hollen for risking his life to find Abrego Garcia in El Salvador Booker for his 25 hr speech to expose on Trump & Musk's corruption Schatz for blocking 300 Trump nominees Bernie & AOC for rallying hundreds of thousands of Americans Newsom for suing Trump over tariffs

It fascinates me that giving to charity is considered ‘noble and praiseworthy’… But, creating an economic system that works for EVERYONE and doesn't require charity, is considered socialist and evil. Mind-boggling. 😎✨

Ya think 🤔

I think a lot abt how marginalized people are expected to be perfect just to be treated w/ basic dignity, just to access legal protection. But democracy can’t mean rights for the respectable few. It has to mean fair and just treatment even for those seen as least deserving. That’s the real test.

I think autistic people are often mistaken for being argumentative or "needing to be right" when, in reality, it's more about FEELING right and needing the other person to understand why.

This. It’s still a “No,” for me too. And an EMPHATIC, “No!” at that. 🖕🏻🎯