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BORN TO DIE IN THE FORUM THREADS FORCED TO BE A LOWBIE ON A MICROBLOGGING SITE

Before becoming a pet owner: lol “dog mom.” cringe. be serious. After becoming a pet owner: he has allergies because he takes after me (his mommy). i gave birth to him on the astral plane, and thus, he inherited my cruel wit and fickle constitution

Gordon Ramsey: This laboratory is absolutely filthy. When was the last time you cleaned out these flasks? And… fuck me is this eye of rat? Wizard: Well eye of newt is just so expensive, I— Gordon: Tell me you’re not providing potions to the fucking king

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

another day of me making my ability to draw everyone else's problem

everyone here despises me and for good reason. i'm crooked as they come. i'm stubborn and stupid. the haters are beautiful whereas i am hideous. they covet what little consolation the lord offers me in my wretched life, though. that's what makes them haters

‘Everything is a distraction but the thing I care about’ is like a pervasive political ideology now

Some leftists were mean to me on the internet and that's basically at the root of why everything sucks is a very specific brand of douchebag bullshit. The level of self-absorption this entails is intellectually disqualifying.

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sympathetic to disney live action remakes as im also trying and failing to recapture the things i used to be good at

Straightjackets are ridiculous contraptions. An indignity to be sure, especially for one of royal status, but I could get out of one easily. Any time that I liked.

(receiving new information) sorry, but if any of that were true I would have heard of it

My god. Curtis Armstrong confirms this actually happened in an interview with the AV Club.

Free Palestine

In your quest to become the most rational person in the room you have rendered yourself a fool.

i don't mind facetiousness or irreverence, but can we cool it with the flippance? it's getting a little too insouciant. and frankly your impudence is coming off as impertinent. think glib, not pert. thanks 👍

GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile

STOP posting selfies online. STOP being happy with ur appearance. STOP loving urself. STOP having fun. YOU are the reason seagulls follow me everywhere i go shitting in my open mouth!!