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BORN TO DIE IN THE FORUM THREADS FORCED TO BE A LOWBIE ON A MICROBLOGGING SITE

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Before becoming a pet owner: lol “dog mom.” cringe. be serious. After becoming a pet owner: he has allergies because he takes after me (his mommy). i gave birth to him on the astral plane, and thus, he inherited my cruel wit and fickle constitution

submitted 325 days ago • 12 comments

Gordon Ramsey: This laboratory is absolutely filthy. When was the last time you cleaned out these flasks? And… fuck me is this eye of rat? Wizard: Well eye of newt is just so expensive, I— Gordon: Tell me you’re not providing potions to the fucking king

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

another day of me making my ability to draw everyone else's problem

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

everyone here despises me and for good reason. i'm crooked as they come. i'm stubborn and stupid. the haters are beautiful whereas i am hideous. they covet what little consolation the lord offers me in my wretched life, though. that's what makes them haters

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

‘Everything is a distraction but the thing I care about’ is like a pervasive political ideology now

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

Some leftists were mean to me on the internet and that's basically at the root of why everything sucks is a very specific brand of douchebag bullshit. The level of self-absorption this entails is intellectually disqualifying.

submitted 6 days ago • 37 comments

webcomics shmebcomics

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

sympathetic to disney live action remakes as im also trying and failing to recapture the things i used to be good at

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Straightjackets are ridiculous contraptions. An indignity to be sure, especially for one of royal status, but I could get out of one easily. Any time that I liked.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

(receiving new information) sorry, but if any of that were true I would have heard of it

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

My god. Curtis Armstrong confirms this actually happened in an interview with the AV Club.

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Free Palestine

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

In your quest to become the most rational person in the room you have rendered yourself a fool.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

i don't mind facetiousness or irreverence, but can we cool it with the flippance? it's getting a little too insouciant. and frankly your impudence is coming off as impertinent. think glib, not pert. thanks 👍

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

STOP posting selfies online. STOP being happy with ur appearance. STOP loving urself. STOP having fun. YOU are the reason seagulls follow me everywhere i go shitting in my open mouth!!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment