vidmaster.net
Shitpost engineer. Corgis, application security, gaming, and bad posts. Opinions my own unless they’re terrible in which case they are definitely my own. He/him, 40, Boise ID.
Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net
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Yeah I’m a Marxist. I’ve watched Duck Soup and Animal Crackers 37 times each.
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Yeah I’m a Marxist. I’ve watched Duck Soup and Animal Crackers 37 times each.
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Why drink coffee when you could ask your 17 AI agents for a 3 level summary of the experience and then spend 56 minutes trying to fit your head up your ass?
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Ok, Bear is also the cutest dog on the planet ❤️
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No kings except for that cat
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Mine are also too smart for their own good. Treat-based training methods basically just taught them that if there are no treats involved they don’t have to listen.
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The sequel, Alien/Aliens style
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We will all die young from communicable diseases therefore it makes sense to cut Medicare
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😎😎😎 COOL 😎😎😎 ZONE 😎😎😎 FUCK 😎😎😎 YEAH 😎😎😎
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I do love a good wiggle nubbin, but the long tails are so majestic
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What if we sold a hundred billion of them? We could raise eleventy squajillion dollars then!
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im here you fuckaas bitch
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Kill -69
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Unfortunately it requires a hair to make the curse work, and he hasn’t had those for a long time
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Don’t forget sunscreen! Skincare is important.
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There are lots of good dogs to meet!
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I have a high school grasp of history where I got a B- and was only fed US propaganda and that makes me qualified to have opinions on a subject that we covered for 45 minutes
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I’m rooting for a surprise tornado to hit and fling that cybertruck into the birthday boy where it then explodes.
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I’ve never had a table fee, but my wife and I usually sit at the bar and don’t go during peak hours. They can be a little slow, but not any more so than the other craft cocktail bars around town. I recommend stopping in if you’re in town!
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I love Water Bear, and it sounds like we need to get downtown more often to support them! They have great cocktails and good vibes.
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Poor baby!
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I just got to experience these recently and they are amazing. I am jealous!
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Frankie says hi Frankie!
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🫸 Jerry no
👉 Terry no
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I’m glad that we’re able to check the compliance box with a 5 minute annual training video. Then I get to do interesting optional stuff to supplement, like an “all about cryptography” session next month!
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Because there are legitimate reasons for wanting to stop taking antidepressants, or even just switching, and this sounds like it aims to help people manage their withdrawal symptoms and complications in ways that doctors typically can’t support.
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I automatically hate anything described as “uber but for X”, but this sounds like a really good thing!
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Happy birthday!
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“Makes me feel icky” therefore:
🫸 sweep it under the rug
👉 work to make sure it can never happen again
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Get well soon Flavor Flav
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I am so sad this is out of print at the moment because I need this kind of bullshit in my life
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Nothing is stopping them from downing a gallon of Clorox and telling us all how it cured their cancer!
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Every time I see stuff like this I’m sad that Bungie didn’t hire me for their security team. On the other hand, seeing all the layoffs that you and others have been through makes me grateful for the degree of job security I have outside the games industry.
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“Phil, honorary PhD from Trump University” doesn’t have the same ring to it though
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Hulk Hogan meat jeans
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Obviously we do!
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Fixed because I said medicine before. He’s also the father of himbo medicine but obviously everyone knows that.
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I know, I am still obsessed. I think it was at the natural history museum in NYC.
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Argh I meant this to say himboism not medicine 😡
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Can’t believe she lied about the man who said multiple times that he wanted to use the military against protestors wanting to use the military against protestors
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Correction: you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to him”