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Dude really said, “Step 1: kill parents. Step 2: ? Step 3: profit." Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script. Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?” “Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 nypost.com/2025/04/13/u...

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Somebody's here!!

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Elise Stefanik— Ditched her leadership spot (already filled, lol). Did a whole farewell tour like she was headlining Coachella. Waited months for her big moment… Now? She’s back as a basic rank-and-file nobody. 🤣 You can’t script this level of humiliation...that too in a Tr*mp+20 district! 😂

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Oh God! How much do I love Chrissy Teigen!! 🤣

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If @housedemocrats.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov doesn't make it the biggest media disaster for Trump administration, I'll lose my f**king mind. This is the biggest national security disaster in nearly 50 yrs and it is and should be bigger than Hillary's emails.

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Tonight an unbelievable 34,000 people gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

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🚨 Breaking news: I now officially find older women very attractive. Please respect my privacy during this mature and sophisticated time. 🥂😉

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Was @erinburnett.bsky.social always hot, or did I just unlock a new level of appreciation? She could read me the tax code and I’d still be hanging on every word... and probably blushing. Yup, confirmed— I'm definitely into her.

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I’d happily drop my entire life savings to watch AOC verbally suplex Kyrsten Sinema on a 24/7 livestream. Pay-per-view? Nah. Pay-per-roast.

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Mark Carney needs to call a snap election as soon as possible for the Liberal Party to win in a landslide.

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Yeah, except in this version, Glinda’s not the only one gaslighting—Trump’s entire administration is giving her a run for her money.

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For the first time ever, I actually believe something coming out of Trump’s mouth. Pete Hegseth is so desperate to kiss Trump’s ass, he probably proposed it over dinner, and Trump—mid-bite of his well-done steak with ketchup—grunted, “Okay, fine. You can pucker up later.

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Nancy Pelosi is right again! She might be shady, but she had bigger balls than half of Congress—combined. She clowned the GOP, pimp-slapped her own party, and still shoved bills through like she had diplomatic immunity. Love her or hate her, she ran the Hill like it was her personal Game of Thrones.

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Next awards season is gonna be big, lit & tight! Gaga, Lisa and Jennie (already released). Selena Gomez and Lana Del Ray already announced their albums. TBA - Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna (😭🔥), Lizzo, Megan thee Stallion, A$AP Rocky.....etc and there are still more big names. OMFG!!😭😭

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OMG! Jennie's Ruby album is also lit 😭 "Like Jennie" is literally fire! 🔥 All other songs are incredibly put together! She did an incredible job even though it's her first album in English! She did better than some seasoned musicians albums. Gaga and Jennie were both awesome today 😭🔥 Best night!🥳

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#Mayhem slaps so hard! 🔥 Especially Garden Of Eden, Shadow Of A Man and Perfect Celebrity! Disease and Abracadabra are already hits! Mother is Mothering 😭 Lady Gaga is So back!!

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India landed #Chandrayaan3 on the Moon’s south pole for just $75M—cheaper than a Hollywood flick's budget. Meanwhile, SpaceX’s #Starship8 took $100M–$200M of taxpayers money... and turned it into fireworks. Glad to see hard-earned cash of the people reaching for the stars—then crashing back down!

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Gayle King, please don’t go 🥺, and also ask Katy Perry to stay behind —Lauren Sánchez can and should go alone!

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I usually just watch the headlines and switch to regular channels since I’m not a big fan of hour-long news programs on any network, especially CNN. That said, Erin Burnett OutFront has been fantastic lately. She’s been doing an excellent job, and both her program and its production are outstanding.

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Sen. Elissa Slotkin's rebuttal was pitch-perfect! This should be the approach for every Democrat, at least until the midterms.

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Our generation is unserious and deeply cooked 😂💀

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Demi Moore, Fernanda Torres, Jeremy Strong and Ariana Grande were robbed. 😭

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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

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Okay, hear me out… Jon Stewart and Michelle Obama for President and VP. I know I’m dreaming, but imagine—a government that can roast Congress into doing its job and make you feel bad for skipping leg day. God, if you're there…. make the reluctant comedian and the unwilling icon run anyway. Amen.

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Why worry about my career when I can stress over the Oscars' 900-foot red carpet requiring three weeks of preparation by over 400 people? #Oscars #Oscars2025 #TheAcademyAwards #TheAcademyAwards2025

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My friend’s 48-yr-old mom, born in India, was a homemaker until 5 years ago. With family support, she got a scholarship, moved to the U.S. on a student visa, and graduated from Rice. Now, she has a mid-six-figure offer from Cognizant, sponsoring H1B visas for her and her family. The American dream!❤️

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At this point, Elon isn’t running SpaceX—he’s running SpermX. Dude's single-handedly populating Mars before we even get there. 😂

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