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Yeah, well that's just like, your opinion man. Putz who dresses like Jesus. Fan of NY Rangers, NY Giants, NY Red Bulls, Arsenal FC, NY Yankees. Musical tastes on the metal and prog side.
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Sadly Fanatics has removed Tetas from their website. The other 29 teams are still available

Jesus Fucking Christ the pitch for Atlanta United looks like pixel art. #RBNY

On this day, let's hear it for the most successful Philadelphia sports franchise of all time: the currently un-homed Athletics! (Seriously though as a NY sports fan I'm not mad at this. Love Barkley. The whole Eagles team is likeable. It sucks.)

Are the Buffalo Bills aware that the entire NFL Fandom, nay, the entire world needs them? Is that too much pressure?

So that the government actually decides to do something about them, I think we should start referring to school shootings as tik toks.

My two boys printed their own business cards to give out to people at the Capitol during my Senate Swearing-In today. Here they are giving their cards to VP Kamala Harris. They told her to “stay in touch.”

Hi, I’m God. Bluesky is now over 26 MILLION users. Congrats, Bluesky!

Enjoy what's left of 2024.

The pronunciation for #7 from Latvia is going to be problematic today.

Don't forget to check the Alt Text, but really this is a great way to wrap presents in front of my computer. #Wrestlesky #YuleLog #hangman

I certainly didn't have Timothée Chalamet dapping up Alex Muyl on Theo Von's podcast on my 2024 bingo card. "Alex Muyl is a foot Mozart."

BING BONG. Winter is Coming LIVE tonight on TBS! #AEWDynamite

On another platform, someone asked if the real Cup were the friends we made along the way. The answer is unequivocally: Yes. The folks in the #RBNY community (and the greater #MLS community) are the most part, fantastic. Rebuilding OG soccer Twitter here makes it all the more bearable.

Brian Thompson was directly responsible for more American deaths and family bankruptcies than I can count. And it was all considered legal. He would never do a day in jail for causing all of that unnecessary suffering. People aren't supporting Luigi because he's got shredded abs.

I just realized I didn't watch Tora Tora Tora on Pearl Harbor Day and I was wondering why and I realized it's because I was living my own Pearl Harbor. #RBNY

So who's your favorite Mangione, Chuck or Luigi?

LEAVES IS PLANTS

It seems someone took the phrase "be the change you want to see in the world" to heart this morning in midtown Manhattan.

Is it Saturday yet? #RBNY

I can't fucking believe this. I'm going to be saying that all week. I'll probably be saying it on the flight to either LA or Seattle. #RBNY

#RBNY #RBNYgifParty

I don't believe this! #RBNY

Saw this on reddit today. The answer for yesterday was 4:40. #NYR

This holiday season, poison your whole family with microwaved undercooked rubbery meat! Enjoy your radiation addiction!

Thank You #RunnerNation @allelitewrestling.com

To the fan with the NEWSFLASH DUMBASS! LEAVES IS PLANTS sign: I hope your pillow is always cool on both sides 🥰 #AEWFullGear

Bluesky, with a well curated follow list, has already replaced Twitter for me as the place to immediately see what's happening of relevance to me as a media producer in the independent media space

Here's how I want this to end. I want OC to win and I want him to go to put the belt in his backpack, but the Conglomeration won't let him and they put it around his waist instead. #AEW #AEWFullGear #Wrestlesky

"You got a question, you ask the 8-ball" #AEWFullGear #AEW 🤼

Crowd is gassed and there's still two matches left. This gonna go til midnight? Bad idea; did they forget weed is legal here? #AEW #AEWFullGear

That. Was. Awesome. #AEW #AEWFullGear

Don Callis’ skin is the color of hot dogs #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️

What a cool fucking ending that was. So smooth. #AEW #AEWFullGear

Just missed him with the Leaves Is Plants Lariat. #AEW #AEWFullGear #Wrestlesky

Do y’all think Jay White knows that #LeavesIsPlants? 🤼

#AEWFullGear

#AEW #AEWFullGear #Wrestlesky #LeavesIsPlants

I wonder if we'll get new @hangmanpage.bsky.social gear tonight?! #LeavesIsPlants 🤼‍♂️ #AEWFullGear

AEW's fake tan guy needs to cut back on orders of 'No. 65, Oompa Loompa' pronto. #AEW #Wrestlesky

Jersey, if y'all get a "plants IS leaves" chant going, I'm watching all 3 Clerks movies tomorrow #AEW #AEWFullGear #Wrestlesky

Goddammit I can't express how much I want a winner take all ECF at RBA vs Atlanta. #RBNY

#RBNY #RBNYgifParty

BREAKING! AEW Full Gear mural on McCarter Highway in Newark, New Jersey This is FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Dear Democratic Party, Stop swinging to the right out of fear. Give us progress, green fields, and a better future for our children and you will get the votes you need to win.