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Guy by name, Villain by trade. A better world is possible.
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NASA Announces Moon Will Be Leaving Earth’s Orbit To Take On New Position With Bigger Planet theonion.com/nasa-an...

WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA

i am not saying jerry is to blame but i am also not not saying it

Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

I spoke to a current Twitter user like a week ago. Apparently, the perception of Bluesky is that we're all snowflakes and you can't tell any jokes here lmao... i was legit confused I just would rather not see Elon's post on my feed or read some racist shit every other post

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

Switch 2 is under-powered like every Nintendo console always is. The mouse gimmick seems okay. And I have a few other complaints.... But they know I'm a sucker. I'll buy on launch day probably

Switch 2? More like... Switch... boo! Ha, got em

All the government has to do now is claim you're an illegal immigrant, and there's no chance for you to prove you're not. *poof* If anyone doesn't get due process, no one has due process.

Grateful to fossils for giving us all something to think about.

Conservatives vainly boast they honour the genius of past generations. It’s a dirty lie. Our forebears expended blood and riches and so many precious lives to destroy Nazism, and build a society of moderate equality. Now, conservatives traitorously yet eagerly line up to shit all over that legacy.

Prediction: Atlas will release Persona 4 remake before Persona 6

Soooooo, Bukele slashing El Salvador's murder rate is turning out to be a myth. He took credit for an already decreasing rate that started years before he even ran for office AND fudged the numbers foreignpolicy.com/2024/08/08/e...

The man is literally admitting the whole thing was rigged for the 3rd or 4th time. This was yesterday. What the fuck m.youtube.com/watch?v=44PS...

“The US is sliding into fascism under DJT” “He is a disaster for humanity” “He should be behind bars, not in the Oval Office” - J. McColl, Australian Greens

It's so hard to be silly in these goofy ass times

Seems legit.... We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

2 years ago, CPAC ran a banner at stating, "We are all Domestic Terrorists." They wrote it off as a joke. Yesterday, two speakers, including Steve Bannon, did a Nazi salute following Musk's at the inauguration. When are the swaths of supposed American patriots going to wake the fuck up?

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

Newsweek headline: "Democrats Want Party To Move Right, Poll Finds" Uuugggghghhhghgh like this has ever worked

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

This is Charlie. He has literal heart-eyes. 14/10 would be an honor to pet (IG: charlie.the.dalmatian)

Watashi wa bunby

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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This guy is doofy af but I love him

Guys, if you have a weird name and are insecure about it just remember your name could've been X Æ A-XII, Exa Dark Sideræl or Techno Mechanicus It's probably not that bad

this is the best diagnosis of the behavior I've been encountering on here lately. these people think I'm a facebook page! I'm not a page, I'm a guy!

This says it all

Yes, I have like fifty coffee mugs but this is my FAVORITE mug so I will only use this one.

This man has cooked his brain on social media and whatever he is taking that keeps him up all night posting

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses theonion.com/man-with-fog...