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villox.bsky.social
Dog Father, Musical Theatre fan, Star Trek nerd, šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ American expat in London
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

Taps the sign theonion.com/holocaust-su...

Ok but in fairness these things got in the way of America being the richest country in the world. /s

Donā€™t worry there was nothing nefarious going on, we have a very good explanation. Our concentration camps are just overcrowded and infested with disease.

Bird flu?? Yeah thatā€™s like their whole thing

oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up

I gave Anora a chance. It had its moments but was ultimately pointless.

Gene Hackman was awesome. But this ā€œomg can this year get any worseā€ sentiment over the death of a 95yo actor none of you have thought about in years is a bit weird.

if you're reading this 50 years from now I need you to know that this series of world events isn't as dumb as it probably seems, it's actually much, much dumber than you can possibly imagine

coming this holiday season

Maybe I wasnā€™t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

love when a movie says ā€œinspired by true eventsā€. so like, this happened? no? but it could have? but it didnā€™t? thanks for the update.

the stonewall movement happened because trans women Marsha P Johnson & Sylvia Rivera threw the first stones like the brave bitches they were. queer history & politics donā€™t exist without our trans comrades.

"I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countriesā€”uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire."

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isnā€™t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl

Guess itā€™s time for this crap again

this is severe, untreatable, terminal lawyer brain. so many legal academics act like the constitution is not a vessel intended to secure actual human rights and dignity, but a mere matter of intellectual curiosity, meant to be batted around like a cat with a toy

The fact that we should give a crap about what our ā€œfoundersā€ wanted for us is laughable. I never even met them!

sometimes all it takes is a little subtle messaging to improve your petā€™s behavior

sorry guys, we fucked up. we kept saying these storms are ā€œonce in a generationā€ events. and we were right. but our computer was set to rat generations

Wow, i've never seen that before. There are companies out that that are...good? Thanks #Criterion and #Titanique!

alright Garfield, youā€™ve got a point today

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials

Iā€™m the daughter of a fighter pilot and even Iā€™m in awe of these pilots because JAYSUS

Iā€™m babysitting my little Italian cousin and I have no idea how much prosciutto to give a 6 month old

this app could have been a multi level marketing scheme

it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that itā€™s impossible to read stories