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violentmousse.bsky.social
itll be you and me up in the trees and the forest will give us the answer i'd like to make friends :) i live on the green planet now
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all i ever need is more

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Is Tug on it Tuesday a thing? Well, it should be.

submitted 101 days ago • 11 comments

Just bumped into an old friend.

submitted 102 days ago • 813 comments

But your honor, shooting people and hoarding wealth is my culture.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

More than 50% of all statistics include numbers.

submitted 130 days ago • 13 comments

Why couldn’t some of those hot embers fly over to mar-a-Lago?

submitted 132 days ago • 25 comments

we can get denimer

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But I’ve done whippets With Patrick Swayze

submitted 132 days ago • 7 comments

Just hangin' with the fellas tonight

submitted 132 days ago • 85 comments

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.

submitted 131 days ago • 7 comments

who decided to call it a 'paternity test' instead of a 'pop quiz?'

submitted 132 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 132 days ago • 392 comments

the size of his health bar is massive

submitted 132 days ago • 8 comments

men walking around in birkenstocks , their ten toes replaced with ten little dicks that ejaculate with every step, this is the future the left wants

submitted 133 days ago • 16 comments

At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day

submitted 133 days ago • 39 comments

i love being the centre of a tension

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

Large Son: (explaining Warhammer lore to his young Cousin) then there is the Emperor of Screams. his bones are made of infinititanium and his fists are power guns young Cousin: that’s cool. that’s sick

submitted 134 days ago • 3 comments

coliseum is Latin for ‘come and see em’

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

(prayer to the great Mountain) “Oh great Mountain. please lend me 500 dollars”

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Splashed a man in Reno Just to watch him dry

submitted 134 days ago • 2 comments

bro why is it called google maps and not google drive

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

ok but who is Tom Holland engaged to

submitted 136 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 136 days ago • 4 comments

Read a book that wasn't the bible. I'm gay now.

submitted 146 days ago • 17 comments

That’s compelling.

submitted 140 days ago • 16 comments

capn crunch with his last dying breath “i meant to do the all berries”

submitted 141 days ago • 7 comments

Alexa, please don’t make me kill again

submitted 140 days ago • 2 comments

the mystical healing powers of smoking weird

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning ☀️

submitted 141 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 141 days ago • 101 comments

captcha that requires you to spin a little crank on the side of your phone

submitted 141 days ago • 7 comments

doctor: we found multiple rounds in your abdomen cookie monster: likely shape to find there

submitted 141 days ago • 4 comments

I'm sorry but 2025 seems made up. It's simply not a believable number for a year.

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

congratulations to "government" for being least likely to protect your rights again for the 8000th year in a row

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with time is there's no give in its fabric. Only take.

submitted 141 days ago • 7 comments

I hate to get political, but gravy is a soup.

submitted 141 days ago • 76 comments

Work computer is running slow Open Task Manager <Internal PC discussion: Scram boys, the fuzz is onto us!> Watch CPU load drop from 60% to 11%

submitted 141 days ago • 99 comments

Anyone else already abandoned their NY resolutions?

submitted 141 days ago • 6 comments

MAN-VAPES™, THE VAPES FOR MEN (now in beef jerky)

submitted 141 days ago • 24 comments

i’m not a doctor but be patient with me

submitted 141 days ago • 10 comments

The Life-Changing Magic of Shut The Fuck Up

submitted 141 days ago • 5 comments

girls rule and boys drool, your honor

submitted 141 days ago • 16 comments

drawing a computer on a cave wall so our descendants will know what we were up to

submitted 141 days ago • 10 comments

gotta be honest, you might have to die

submitted 145 days ago • 41 comments