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meow :3 she/her 19 yo SoCal girlie have 3 wonderful partners 💜 DMs are open
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where are all the warhammer nerds when you need them

apparently being girl horny makes me go absolutely feral

she minecraft on my nether portal til i wither

having family guy clips play in the background so she doesn’t get board during sex

the gods curses their prettiest girls with the shittiest pcs

telling your autistic gf applying make-up is just like painting warhammer minis and watching her lock in

one of my partners would definitely do this to me

if the sex isn’t stimulating all 5 senses, you’re doing it wrong

being off antidepressants is making me sooo horny, i need to be fucked so bad

i haven’t worn a collar and leash for my new partners yet, i must up my puppygirl levels pronto

normalize calling your partner a slutty faggot bitch-ass whore dyke (affectionate)

it’s honestly so homophobic that there isn’t a magic portal connecting my bedroom to my partners’ bedrooms

repost if you want to be on a leash at the heel of a hot girl or if you love burgers! ;3

calling up IT cuz i like being told what to do

crime drama but instead of saying “i’m tired, boss” they say “i’m eepy, daddy”

born to bwaaaa :3, forced to Hello

another day, another gay

i’m tired of dealing with bad people, it always seems like there are so many more bad people than good people

it’s so unfair that i keep going out with people and they’re never as perpetually horny as me 😔

i want bottom surgery so bad

god, girls can be so cute

transitioning from john unemployed to jane unemployed

nini, perpetually eepy girl is eep, what else is new

heartbreaking: you just found out that your crush ISN’T a massive nerd

i honestly can’t comprehend how i have over 500 followers, that’s like enough to fill a recital hall